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<center><h2>Hello and Welcome to the best new gameshow on Earth!</h2>
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The gameshow where you can see your favourite celebrity women answer ridiculously invasive questions, outlandishly perverted challenges, all with the goal of revitalizing their own careers.
Because what revitalizes careers better than outrageous behaviour? Just ask Lindsay Lohan. On second thought... better not.
<strong>What are the rules? We're glad you asked!</strong>
Our lovely contestants will be asked a number of questions, go through physical and mental challenges, as well as show off their talents and "assets".
After each challenge, our audience will choose whether they are satisfied with our contestant's performance. Remember, our contestants don't necessarily have to succeed at their challenges, the audience just has to make their choice.
If the audience is pleased, our celebrity constestant moves on to the next round, boosting her popularity further and getting more attention from Hollywood execs!
If the audience is not pleased... then our contestant will have to swallow a fertility pill.
And these fertility pills are <strong>no joke</strong>. The amount of money, time, research and sheer perversion put into the development of these... well, you could almost make another Transformers movie with it!
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<strong>And then, at the end of the show, the</strong> <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> <strong>is administrated.</strong>
The <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> is a special mixture of ejaculate of... unkown origins. Sometimes random, sometimes carefully selected for our contestants. The rank, thick mixture will be introduced to our celebrity contestant's womb.
Everyone can play along at home! Just contact us at 555-555-5555 and let us know that you'd like to have your own batter be mixed in with our <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>.
So to all our contestants I have this to say: Be smart, be resourceful, be nasty, and...
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<h2>So, who are tonight's special contestants?</h2>
<div class="introbox">The Lovely, Curvy, and Milfy: <strong>Bryce Dallas Howard</strong>[img[media/bryce/Bryceintro.jpg][Brycepart1]]</div><div class="introbox"><<if $s1completed >= 1>>The "relatable" fun blonde: <strong>Jennifer Lawrence!</strong>[img[media/jen/jenintro.jpg][jenpart1]]<<else>>Complete the previous episode to unlock![img[media/episode2.png]]<</if>></div><div class="introbox"><<if $s1completed >= 2>>The husky voiced beauty: <strong>Emma Stone!</strong>[img[media/emmas/emmasintro.jpg][emmaspart1]]<<else>>Complete the previous episode to unlock![img[media/episode3.png]]<</if>></div>
<<if $s1completed >=3>><h2>Special Episode Unlocked</h2><div class="spintrobox">Season 1 Special: <strong>The girls of GOT!</strong>[img[media/got/gotintro.jpg][gotpart1]]</div><</if>>\
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Season 2 isn't quite ready yet, but when it is, you will be able to skip right to it!
<div class="introbox">S2 Episode 1:[img[media/blank.png]]</div><div class="introbox">S2 Episode 2:[img[media/blank.png]]</div><div class="introbox">S2 Episode 3:[img[media/blank.png]]</div>
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We'd like to welcome tonight's guest: Bryce Dallas Howard!
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And how lovely is she? A gorgeous redhead that's draggin' a wagon. Famous for her recent roles in Jurassic World... and Jurassic World 2. She also played Gwen Stacy in Spider-Man 3.
Yes. A redhead played a blonde, while Kirsten Dunst, a blonde, played the redhead Mary-Jane Watson.
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That's Hollywood magic folks!
So Bryce, tell us, why did you agree to participate on our gameshow? You have to realize that we're going to expose your deepest darkest sexual secrets, potentially embarass and humiliate you - at best - and do more unspeakable thing to you and your body. You still have a career. Not that we're complaining, but why would you do this to yourself?
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<span class="femalefont">Well, first of all, everyone could use a little career boost, right? Secondly, I'm not really scared. This is a televised gameshow, how bad can it be?</span>
Oh, it can be very bad, let me assure you.
<span class="smallfont">It's a good thing that the current conservative administration has passed laws considering women as second class citizens and we can technically do anything we want. Besides, if you're recording it, it's not prostitution, it's porn.</span>
<span class="femalefont">What was that?</span>
Nothing at all! We welcome you to the show Bryce! And hope you have fun! Are you ready?
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, let's do this!</span>
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Please join me in welcoming our guest for tonight's episode: Jennifer Lawrence!
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My goodness and what a sight she is. Tall, blonde, and gorgeous. And wearing what might perhaps be everyone's favourite dress. It's nice to have you here Jen. Can I call you Jen?
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<span class="femalefont">Jennifer please. And it's good to be here. Thanks.</span>
Ok Jen. The question on everyone's mind is... did you see last week's episode with Bryce Dallas Howard?
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<span class="femalefont">Yeah... I did.</span>
And you still showed up? That's pretty brave I have to say.
<span class="femalefont">Well... ya know. The career boost is always appreciated. And as long as you promise not to sic any dinosaurs on me...</span>
We promise no Dinosaurs! <span class="smallfont">Also, you're under contract.</span>
<span class="femalefont">What was that?</span>
Nothing at all! Once again, we're more than happy to have you here Jennifer! And we hope you enjoy our time. Are you ready?
<span class="femalefont">Fuck yeah! Wait. Can I swear?</span>
Why not? Kids shouldn't be watching this anyway. Swear all you want!
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Welcome to the last episode of the first season of Don't Get Impregnated!
Yes, I'm as surprised as you are that we made it this far. Let's see how far we can take it before we get cancelled! <span class="smallfont">Spoiler, we've been renewed for Season 2. but the circumstances... well, you'll find out.</span>
For the last episode of Season 1, we have the amazingly talented and hopefully amazingly perverted <strong>Emma Stone!</strong>
Which coincidentally enough makes this the second Gwen Stacy we've had on the show.
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Emma, you look fantastic, even dressed casually. Good thing too because we are a casual group of people, and besides, why ruin a perfectly good dress?
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<span class="femalefont">Thanks for having me. I'm blown away there is such a large audience for me. Pretty sure I've been to movie premieres with less people.</span>
Well Emma, no one wanted to miss you being here. Now, the golden question. Have you seen the previous episodes?
<span class="femalefont">Yes, I did.</span>
... and you still showed up?
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<span class="femalefont">This is going to sound a little... naive. But I just like a challenge, you know? I've never really turned down a role for being too complicated or too "out there". I see this as another role.
I just hope you take it easy on me.</span>
Well, we can't make any promises, but we're glad to see you. You should already be familiar with our events, and hopefully you're prepared for all of them.
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<span class="femalefont">Well... like Jennifer said, as long as you don't sic a dinosaur on me...</span>
I swear, make a genetic abomination to fuck a woman once and they never stop! <span class="smallfont">Note for Season 2, more genetic abominations.</span>
So Emma, are you ready for the show?
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<center><h2>Hello and Welcome to the best new gameshow on Earth!</h2>
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<h2>Important!</h2>
This game contains some extreme fetishes, that may make some people a little squeamish.
In the future, I plan on making a toggle to turn those off. But it's not currently implemented. So you'll have to run through the story the way my degenerate mind has concocted it.
That being said, I hope you enjoy my first game!
<strong>Before we begin: This gameshow is only for an adult audience. Are you 18+?</strong>
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<span class="smallfont">Disclaimer: Nothing you see here is real. It's all made up by me. Any references to real life people are amazing coincidences. Any photos of real people are for reference purposes, and all their copyright belongs to their original owners. I make no money from this: It's all a parody and for fun.
Thank you, and enjoy.</span></center>
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Welcome Bryce to True or False!
Where I, your humble and perverted host will ask you questions to hopefully embarass and humiliate you. Our audience will then have a chance to guess whether your answer was the truth, or a lie.
Will you answer truthfully, entertain our esteemed Audience, and spare yourself a fertility increase?
Or will you lie? Shy Away? Or even refuse to answer?
How do we know if you're lying? Well, that's the Magic of Hollywood!
Either way the Audience will pick your faith, but I find that it's much more fun if you think you have any sort of control over the outcome.
Here we go!
<strong>Question 1: What was the biggest cock you've ever taken?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">That's a little... ok... well, I hope my husband doesn't hear this. Back in College I hooked up with a guy one night. He was kind of weird, but the rumour was that he was hung. So, one night, I kind of just... hooked up with him.
He was about 9 inches. And very thick. It was alright, he was a bit stoned so he didn't really do much. Overall, 6/10.</span>
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Welcome to the swimsuit competition Bryce! This one is probably the simplest challenge. All you have to do is show us your delicious body and fat ass in a tiny skimpy bikini! Then we'll bring in another celebrity guest in her own bikini, for our Audience to <s>ogle</s> enjoy!
<span class="femalefont">Uhhh... Well...</span>
Oh yeah, that's right! We ask all of our contestants to bring their own bikinis. And you didn't do so, right?
Well, we COULD have provided our own bikini... but we don't want to. And the reason is simple, because then you'll have to do this challenge in the nude!
<span class="femalefont">I'm not so sure...</span>
Well, you don't have a choice, you signed a contract. So while you get ready, we'll bring out our bikini celebrity guest for today.
<strong>Kate Upton!</strong>
The curvy thick bodied professional model with the softest looking tits ever. Now, you may ask, why would we bring a professional model to compete against an actress in a bikini contest?
And the answer is... Welcome Kate!
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Goodness Kate! You look amazing as always! Clearly a natural... Hey, where are you going? Leaving already?!
Well, I'm sure we'll see you soon again, if and when we decide to expand to models. Let's just say you're on the shortlist.
Oh c'mon, don't look so nervous! I'm sure you'll have fun. Just look at Bryce!
Speaking of Bryce... Come on out!
Oh my Goodness Bryce! I wasn't expecting you to strut out here looking so confident. From the way you were speaking earlier I thought you would be far more shy.
Are you telling us that you forgot your bikini on purpose?
<span class="femalefont">What? No! Of course not! I just figured if I was going to have to be nude, I might as well strut my stuff!</span>
Don't worry Bryce, your secret is safe with us... and everyone watching this show. You wanted to be nude in front of an audience, and you succeeded. What a public display slut you are!
<span class="femalefont">No that's not it at all!</span>
You can put your clothes back on now Bryce.
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Or do you ackowledge Bryce's obvious public display fetish and spare her the fertility pill for this challenge?
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It's time to Meet a Pornstar!
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<span class="femalefont">Oh, that sounds like fun actually. Are we going to talk about my sexual history? Maybe make me take a look at their videos and ask me if I'm turned on?</span>
Nope. They're gonna fuck you.
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<span class="femalefont">What?</span>
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Welcome to Meet a New Animal Pal!
Tell me Bryce, do you like animals?
<span class="femalefont">Oh yeah, I love animals, I think they're fantastic. Great company, totally adorable, and can really enrich someone's life. Besides, who doesn't love a good cat video?</span>
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That's good to know Bryce. I'm glad you have such a high opinion of animals. Here at <strong>Don't Get Impregnated</strong> we also have a very high opinion of animals. We feel like they can not only be a partner for life, but a partner in the bedroom as well.
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<span class="femalefont">What do you mean by a partner in the bedroom?</span>
We mean exactly what you think.
<span class="femalefont">Uhhh...</span>
To celebrate your role in the Jurassic World movies, we have something special for you! Using the budget necessary for roughly one of the swinging nuts in Transformers 2, we have brought a T-Rex back from extinction, just for you!
<span class="dinofont"><strong>ROOOOOAAAAARRRR</strong></span>
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<span class="femalefont">... What the fuck was that?</span>
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How well do you know your own movies Bryce? The cast in them, and the people you work with?
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<span class="femalefont">Thanks for asking! I love the people I work with, and get along with them for the most part. Alright, throw it at me.</span>
Alright. Bryce, what is your Bacon Number?
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<span class="femalefont">Oh! Hmmm, let me think... I've been in a lot of stuff, but I haven't done anything with Kevin Bacon, I'd definitely remember that...</span>
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"I mean, it's one banana. What could it cost, ten dollars?"
Famous words from a famous man. It speaks to the disconnect that the Hollywood elite can have from the everyman.
But enough social commentary. Bryce, do you think you can get the price of these items right? Get close enough, and you may just be spared <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill.
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<span class="femalefont">Well, I'll definitely admit I tend to shop at some of the more overpriced L.A. stores. Not your average shopper. But that's really the key-word, shop. I do my own shopping when I'm home, only having other people do it when I'm out filming or something.</span>
Alright then, let's get started! As a reference, we are using Whole Foods pricing in $USD for the Hollywood area.
How much for... Eggplant?
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<span class="femalefont">Really? Eggplant? Very mature. Well, eggplant is very expensive in general so... $3.50lb?</span>
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Welcome to Home Movies Bryce. Where we get our hands on some of your private home movies, and show them to our audience.
If you've just taken some movies of your kids and family, it should all be ok. But if you've had more... private movies made. Well, needless to say we've definitely got them now.
And tonight, we've picked one in particular for you.
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<span class="femalefont">I've got a terrible feeling about this.</span>
And indeed you should Bryce! Remember your birthday in 2014?
<span class="femalefont">Oh god no. I need to call my agent.</span>
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Who do you think got us the video?
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Welcome Bryce to "Browsing your History."
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<span class="femalefont">Oh! We're going to go over my career and achievements and stuff?</span>
Nope. We're going to be looking at your browser history.
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<span class="femalefont">Huh... How did you even get that?</span>
Are you kidding? ISPs love selling that data to the highest bidder. You just have to know who to ask.
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<<if $fertility == 1>>Bryce takes a look at the small pill curiously, before taking it and swallowing it. Immediately she feels a flush coming over her body.<</if>><<if $fertility == 2>>Bryce takes a second pill from the bottle, looking at it carefully, before plopping it in her mouth and swallowing. The flush intensifies and turns into a deep heat.<</if>><<if $fertility == 3>>The heat flowing through Bryce's body is intense, and she takes a deep breath before swallowing a third pill. The heat overcoming her body intensifies and she can feel her breasts and womb throbbing.<</if>><<if $fertility == 4>>Along with the lingering feelings left from her challenge, Bryce now feels both an intense flush, as well as a tingling through her entire body. Taking a fourth pill only increases those feelings.
<span class="femalefont">Are you sure that these are just fertility pills?</span><</if>><<if $fertility >= 5>>Bryce looks a little queasy, but pops another pill in her mouth. Her womb tingles intensely, and she swears she can almost feel herself ovulate - as if that was even possible.
Her hands lowers themselves to her stomach subconsciously, and rub her belly, as if she was already pregnant.<</if>>
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The Audience has spared you from taking <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill this round.
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Congrats Bryce! We've reached the end of tonight's show!
The Audience - those perverted bastards - have deigned you to take <<print $fertility>> pills!
We will now administer the <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>
Bryce please take the position.
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Tonigh's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> is a special mix! Instead of our usual random mixture, we decided to honour your role in Jurassic World and have gone out and specifically selected some large, medium, and small reptiles, of the most potent variety we could find!
Animals such as crocodiles, aligators, and komodo dragons compose a majority of tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>, but we made sure to look for variety.
Our scientists assure us that the sperm that these reptiles have provided are both plentiful, and very active. <<if $dino == "y">>And we can't forget the very large load our T-Rex friend gave you as well!<</if>>
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Congrats Bryce! We've reached the end of tonight's show!
The Audience - those perverted bastards - have deigned you to take <<print $fertility>> pills!
We will now administer the <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>
Bryce please take the position.
[img[media/bryce/bryceending1.jpg]]
Tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> is a special mix! Instead of our usual random mixture, we decided to honour your role in Jurassic World and have gone out and specifically selected some large, medium, and small reptiles, of the most potent variety we could find!
Animals such as crocodiles, aligators, and komodo dragons compose a majority of tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>, but we made sure to look for variety.
Our scientists assure us that the sperm that these reptiles have provided are both plentiful, and very active. <<if $dino == "y">>And we can't forget the very large load our T-Rex friend gave you as well!<</if>>
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Tonight our Audience chose to have you meet a Male pornstar.
<span class="femalefont">Oh, ok. Umm, what did you mean he's gonna fuck me?</span>
I mean exactly that. Now welcome out pornstar guest!
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<span class="malefont">Thanks for having me on your show, and it's nice to meet you Bryce. Dayum! You got a fat ass. I'm gonna fuck it.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Oh... uhhh... I don't think so...</span>
Well Bryce, you don't have a choice. <<if $ganganal == "y">>Besides, we already know you like anal! Remember your birthday party video?<</if>>
<span class="malefont">Don't worry Bryce, I'll take it easy on you.</span>
Well folks, he's just going to town on her. He's not delaying at all in undressing her and showing off her gorgeous body... And he's in her ass with no lube!
<span class="femalefont">Wait... oh... take it easy! Slow down!</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Go slow, I haven't taken such a big one there before!</span>
<span class="malefont">Shut up bitch! You love getting your ass fucked!</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Ohhhh... fuuuuuuck.</span>
<span class="malefont">Ride this dick you fat assed hoe!</span>
[img[media/bryce/anal3.gif]]
<span class="femalefont">My ass is gaping!</span>
<span class="malefont">Yeh. It looks good!</span>
[img[media/bryce/anal4.gif]]
<span class="malefont">I'm fucking cumming! Take that nut in your ass!</span>
[img[media/bryce/anal5.gif]]
Well Bryce? How do you feel after that?
[img[media/bryce/brycebutthurts.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">... my butt hurts...</span>
Then we succeeded! You can get dressed again Bryce, and we'll say goodbye to our pornstar guest. Good job!
It's time to make your choice Audience! Did Bryce entertain you enough with her rough ass fucking to spare her another fertility pill? Or are you were you hoping that was a vaginal creampie instead? Bryce Dallad Howard pregnant with a pornstar's black baby would certainly get the papparazzi talking!
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Tonight our Audience chose to have you meet a Female pornstar.
<span style="femalefont">Oh, ok. Umm, what did you mean she's gonna fuck me?</span>
Maybe... or maybe you'll fuck her! Now welcome out pornstar guest!
<span style="float:left">[img[media/bryce/femalepornstar.png]]</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Thanks for having me. Mmmmm, Bryce is looking delicious."</span>
<span class="femalefont">Oh... uhhh... She's quite pretty. But I don't think -"</span>
We know, that's why we picked her. We made sure to get someone whose ass is just as great as yours. Afterall, what's better than one fantastic ass? Two fantastic asses!
So Bryce? Turned on?
[img[media/bryce/bryceturnedon.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">What?! No! I mean, she's hot but I'm not into women.</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Come here and get that ginger tongue of yours in my pussy. I want to get off on your face.</span>
<span class="femalefont">Oh, I don't think so, nothing personal but -</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">I wasn't asking, get your ass over here.</span>
[img[media/bryce/eat1.gif]]
Oh wow! Just look at her go folks!
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Good Job! Clearly you've got a lot of experience. Trust me, I've gotten eaten out a lot.</span>
Oh wow! Seems like Bryce experimented a lot more in College than any of us knew!
<span class="femalefont">What? No!</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Shut up! Move that tongue to my ass, I want a good rimming!</span>
[img[media/bryce/eat2.gif]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Oh Yes! Eat that ass you ginger bitch! Use your tongue!</span>
Look at that tongue go! Bryce is clearly an anal lover. Fan of the chocolate starfish Bryce?
[img[media/bryce/brycedisgust.jpg]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Ok, turn around, I want to ride that face!</span>
[img[media/bryce/eat3.gif]]
<span class="femalefont">Ugh.. stop... no.. I don't wanna...</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">UGH! Mainstream bitches are so boring. Fine, I'll get you off.</span>
[img[media/bryce/eat4.gif]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh God! Oh Fuck! <strong>I'm Cumming!</strong></span>
[img[media/bryce/bryceorgasm.jpg]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Oh yeah, that's a good bitch.</span>
Wow! That was intense! Thank you for coming, and we'll definitely be seeing you again.
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">If you ever get Kim K, I wanna compare my ass with hers.</span>
Will do! So Bryce, how are you feeling?
[img[media/bryce/brycetired.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">... I'm tired...</span>
It's time to make your choice audience! Did you enjoy the lesbian play and would be happy if Bryce kept eating ass? Or do you want to involve some kind of penis so she can get nice and knocked up?
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The Audience is correct!
Although of course that isn't the whole truth, right? Your first time at College, you decided to be more sexually liberated. That 9 inch guy? Was actually black. Your first black cock if our sources are correct - and our sources are always correct. Definitely not your last though.
Let's move on!
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
Despite being truthful with the audience, you didn't tell the whole truth, right? Your first time at College, you decided to be more sexually liberated. That 9 inch guy? Was actually black. Your first black cock if our sources are correct - and our sources are always correct. Definitely not your last though.
Let's move on!
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<strong>What was the smallest cock you've taken?</strong>
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh, that's an easy one. One night I was out clubbing, and met this guy. He was a total douchebag, but was kind of cute, and honestly, I was just dying to get laid.
I planned on just humping him and dumping him, but even that was wasn't worth it.
He was about 4 inches long, maybe less. And pumped about 5 times into me before he blew his tiny load. I was definitely more embarassed than he was.
It's true what they say, the louder the bark, the smaller the bite.</span>
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The Audience is correct!
Fun fact, after Bryce blocked the small peckered man, he called her phone about 24 times over the next 3 days. Out of those 24 times, his messages contained the word slut 22 times, and whore 20 times. The word sorry wasn't uttered a single time.
Remember, it's not the size of the penis, it's who it's attached to.
[img[media/bryce/bryceconfused.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Wait, how did you know that? I didn't even know he called after. Like you said, I blocked him.</span>
That's Hollywood Magic!
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
Why would the audience think that was a lie?
Fun fact, after Bryce blocked the small peckered man, he called her phone about 24 times over the next 3 days. Out of those 24 times, his messages contained the word slut 22 times, and whore 20 times. The word sorry wasn't uttered a single time.
Remember, it's not the size of the penis, it's who it's attached to.
[img[media/bryce/bryceconfused.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Wait, how did you know that? I didn't even know he called after. Like you said, I blocked him.</span>
That's Hollywood Magic!
<button>[[Question 3|bryceq3]]</button>
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<strong>What is your kinkiest and deepest sexual fantasy?</strong>
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Uhh... Well... I'm a simple girl ya know? I guess... A gangbang? Ya know, a handful of cocks to play with at once. Every girl's fantasy, right?</span>
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
That's disappointing Bryce! Why would you lie to our audience like that?
Don't forget Bryce, we did our research on you. And we know that after you searched for yourself online - protip, don't do that - you found some "arousing" artwork that gave you a new fetish.
Your new sexual fantasy includes being assaulted and raped by a massive dinosaur cock. We have to say, that's pretty kinky, even by our standards. <<if $dino == "y">> That's why we made sure to bring in a T-Rex just for you!<<else>>But fear not, we always do our best to accommodate!<</if>>
[img[media/bryce/bryceshocked.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Uh... what... I mean... uh...<strong>HOW?!</strong>... Wait, nevermind. Magic of Hollywood... ugh.</span>
Now you're catching on!
<button>[[Question 4|bryceq4]]</button>
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The Audience is correct!
Sorry to say, but our audience was a little too smart for you and correctly figured out you were lying. Would would you do that?
Don't forget Bryce, we did our research on you. And we know that after you searched for yourself online - protip, don't do that - you found some "arousing" artwork that gave you a new fetish.
Your new sexual fantasy includes being assaulted and raped by a massive dinosaur cock. We have to say, that's pretty kinky, even by our standards. <<if $dino == "y">> That's why we made sure to bring in a T-Rex just for you!<<else>>But fear not, we always do our best to accommodate!<</if>>
[img[media/bryce/bryceshocked.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Uh... what... I mean... uh...<strong>HOW?!</strong>... Wait, nevermind. Magic of Hollywood... ugh.</span>
Now you're catching on!
<button>[[Question 4|bryceq4]]</button>
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Well that was certainly intense. But don't be too worried, we'll take it easy on you now.
<strong>What other female celebrity would you most want to hook up with?</strong>
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview4.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh well, if I was forced to choose, then I'd say Scarlett Johanson. I mean, have you looked at her?</span>
[img[media/bryce/scarlett1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">And her ass is fantastic too!</span>
[img[media/bryce/scarlett2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Us fat-bottomed girls have to stick together!</span>
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The Audience is incorrect!
Good job lying Bryce, you fooled our audience. But did you really have to? This was supposed to be a softball question so you could talk about another attractive celeb. Maybe even have a chance to hook up with her after you left.
But that's ok, we will help you out by revealing who your crush is!
[img[media/bryce/Billieintro.jpg]]
Billie Eilish!
And we don't blame you, she's a woman with enormous... talent.
[img[media/bryce/billie4.jpg]] [img[media/bryce/billie5.jpg]]
But why would you hide that? Could it be perhaps because Billie has only recently turned 18?
You are a naughty woman Bryce. Might you perhaps might have a thing for the... younger demographic? We won't judge you. At least here in the show, outside these walls... well we're legally protected as long as you're the one with the weird fetishes. Seems like we learn more and more about how much of a deviant you are with each question.
[img[media/bryce/brycesad.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont"><strong>NO!</strong>I'm not... I swear. That's not true! How could I...</span>
We don't judge you Bryce, we think she's hot too.
<button>[[Question 5|bryceq5]]</button>
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The Audience is correct!
Our Audience was too smart for you, and caught you in a lie. But did you really need to? This was supposed to be a softball question so you could talk about another attractive celeb. Maybe even have a chance to hook up with her after you left.
But that's ok, we will help you out by revealing who your crush is!
[img[media/bryce/Billieintro.jpg]]
Billie Eilish!
And we don't blame you, she's a woman with enormous... talent.
[img[media/bryce/billie4.jpg]] [img[media/bryce/billie5.jpg]]
But why would you hide that? Could it be perhaps because Billie has only recently turned 18?
You are a naughty woman Bryce. Might you perhaps might have a thing for the... younger demographic? We won't judge you. At least here in the show, outside these walls... well we're legally protected as long as you're the one with the weird fetishes. Seems like we learn more and more about how much of a deviant you are with each question.
[img[media/bryce/brycesad.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont"><strong>NO!</strong>I'm not... I swear. That's not true! How could I...</span>
We don't judge you Bryce, we think she's hot too.
<button>[[Question 5|bryceq5]]</button>
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<strong>If we were to get our hands on a copy of your record, listing all of your crimes back to the year 2000. What is the worst thing that we would find?</strong>
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview8.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Hmmm... Well, I'd like to say the worst I got was some traffic tickets.
But really I was once caught with some weed that I got from someone who I won't name.
This was back when people still got prosecuted for small amounts of weed for personal consumption. Can you imagine that happening today? What insanity, right? It's legal in most of the world now. What a change!
I'm not too proud to admit that I didn't face too many repercussions just because I'm famous and paid a large fine. It was a very small amount. Did a little community service, which my PR agent used as a photoshoot.</span>
Well, what does the audience think? Is Bryce being honest about her pot conviction? Or is she hiding something something darker and deeper?
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6 months after the show, Bryce finds herself as a star once again gracing the red carpet of the premieres of Hollywood.
Despite her experiences at the show, she found that she was quickly re-accepted into her peer group.
It's very likely that her fellow Hollywood celebrities are just as perverted - if not more so - than Bryce herself is.
Bryce can only wonder how they will react when they find out that her swelling belly, which is far larger and more distended than a woman at 6 months of pregnancy should be, has a scaly reptilian spawn growing inside.
[img[media/bryce/brycepreg.jpg]]
Perhaps one day, one of her fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
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6 months after the show, Bryce finds herself as a star once again gracing the red carpet of the premieres of Hollywood.
Despite her experiences at the show, she found that she was quickly re-accepted into her peer group.
It's very likely that her fellow Hollywood celebrities are just as perverted - if not more so - than Bryce herself is.
<<if $fertility == 0>>However Bryce lucked out, and other than a popularity boost, she made it out with relatively little consequences, other than the occasional look on the street.
[img[media/bryce/brycenopreg1.jpg]]<<else>>The <<print $fertility>> pill<<if $fertility > 1>>s<</if>> that Bryce took still had an effect on her body, causing it to grow to larger porportions. And making her far more attractive in the meantime.
Thankfully, her popularity exploded along with her body, and it was overall a net positive for her.
[img[media/bryce/brycenopreg2.jpg]]<</if>>
Perhaps one day, one of her fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
[img[media/logo.png]]
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<span style="float:left">[img[media/bryce/trex1.png]]</span>
<span class="femalefont"><strong>WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS THAT?!</strong></span>
[img[media/bryce/brycescared2.jpg]]
Oh relax Bryce! It's just a mini-T-Rex genetically created just for you. Aren't you the lucky girl?
And it seems like he's a bit frisky. Have fun with your new animal pal!
<span class="femalefont"><strong>HE'S GOING TO TEAR ME APART! DON'T LET HIM DO THIS TO ME!</strong></span>
Relax Bryce, he's only like half the size of a regular T-Rex. And he's just horny, not hungry.
[img[media/bryce/brycescared4.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">That doesn't make it any better! <strong>OH NO!!</strong></span>
<span class="dinofont"><strong>...GRAWRARAR...</strong></span>
Well folks he's got her, and he's really going to town. That scaly green cock of his seems to be way too big for her, but a big Hollywood celebrity like Bryce Dalla Howard has surely had to handle much more than that to get her roles.
Though... probably not much more... or much bigger.
She'll be fine.
[img[media/bryce/brycescreaming1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont"><strong>HE'S HUGE! IT HURTS!</strong></span>
I thought you were used to playing with Dinosaurs by now Bryce?
<span class="femalefont">Oh god...oh no... It's swelling up... He's gonna cum!</span>
[img[media/bryce/brycescared5.jpg]]
<span class="dinofont"><strong>ROOOOOAAAAARRRR</strong></span>
<<if $fertility == 0>>Oh Wow! That's a lot of Dino Cum! But I guess that's what happens when you get fucked by a Dinosaur!<<else>>Oh Wow! That's a lot of Dino Cum! But I guess that's what happens when you get fucked by a Dinosaur!
Let's hope that <<if $fertility > 1>>those<</if>> fertility pill<<if $fertility > 1>>s<</if>> that you took <<if $fertility > 1>>don't<<else>>doesn't<</if>> make that Dino sperm wreck havoc in your womb.<</if>>\
<span class="dinofont">...grrr...</span>
[img[media/bryce/trex3.png]]
And there he goes! Seems like you really tired him out Bryce! By the way, you look lovely covered in Dino cum! How was the experience for you?
<span class="femalefont">...eh... heheh... eh...</span>
Well folks, looks like Bryce is going to need a moment. We'll take her to the back, get her cleaned up, and get her ready for the next challenge. In the meantime, make your choice! Think all that Dino cum needs a change to grow in her womb? Or do you want to spare her such a terrible, and terribly sexy, fate?
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The Audience is incorrect!
You see Bryce, as you might have guessed, we did get a copy of your police record.
And the pot charge is true! But it wasn't your WORST charge... was it?
You didn't tell everyone what happened during that Community Service.
[img[media/bryce/brycesad2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">... oh please no...</span>
Well it turns out that while you were out serving the community, you also ended up... servicing the community.
[img[media/bryce/brycesigning1.jpg]] [img[media/bryce/brycesigning2.jpg]]
[img[media/bryce/brycesigning3.jpg]]
Clearly you picked those jeans to highlight your amazing ass, and that wasn't missed by the crowd. As you bent over to tease them and sign autographs, they kept groping you, to the point where you got so turned on, that you blew one of them behind a fence!
<span class="femalefont"><strong>That's not true!</strong></span>
We have a photo.
<span class="femalefont">ugh...</span>
[img[media/bryce/brycesad3.png]]
And after you were caught, you were charged with public nudity and indecent exposure. But you managed to dodge a prostitution charge since both of you admitted there was no money exchanged.
<button>[[Question 6|bryceq6]]</button>
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The Audience is correct!
Good try Bryce, but you couldn't fool our Audience! As you might have guessed, we did get a copy of your police record.
And the pot charge is true! But it wasn't your WORST charge... was it?
You didn't tell everyone what happened during that Community Service.
[img[media/bryce/brycesad2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">... oh please no...</span>
Well it turns out that while you were out serving the community, you also ended up... servicing the community.
[img[media/bryce/brycesigning1.jpg]] [img[media/bryce/brycesigning2.jpg]]
[img[media/bryce/brycesigning3.jpg]]
Clearly you picked those jeans to highlight your amazing ass, and that wasn't missed by the crowd. As you bent over to tease them and sign autographs, they kept groping you, to the point where you got so turned on, that you blew one of them behind a fence!
<span class="femalefont"><strong>That's not true!</strong></span>
We have a photo.
<span class="femalefont">ugh...</span>
[img[media/bryce/brycesad3.png]]
And after you were caught, you were charged with public nudity and indecent exposure. But you managed to dodge a prostitution charge since both of you admitted there was no money exchanged.
<button>[[Question 6|bryceq6]]</button>
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Let's have some bedroom talk.
<span class="femalefont">What? We haven't talked about my sex life enough?</span>
No.
When you're getting railed from behind in bed, or riding a studly man, or men, to oblivion <strong>What is your favourite sexual knickname?</strong>
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview12.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh! Umm... Well, I'm a sexy thicc redhead, right? I like being called Mistress.
Being dressed in leather makes me feel sexy.</span>
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview13.jpg]]
Are you sure that's your answer? It was awful quick. Remember, we know the truth thanks to the Magic of Hollywood™.
<span class="femalefont">... Yeah... I'm sure. Why wouldn't I just tell you? After everything else you've revealed about me...</span>
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Sorry Bryce, that's incorrect. Your Bacon Number is 2:
[img[media/bryce/brycedegrees.png]]
You were in Spider-Man 3 with James Cromwell, who was also in Beyond all Boundaries with Kevin Bacon.
<span class="femalefont">Damn! But can you really blame me for not wanting to remember Spider-Man 3?</span>
No, we can't. We can't at all.
<span class="femalefont">... so, is that it? Nothing weird? Nothing coming out from behind the curtain?</span>
Nope, that's it. It's up to the Audience to make their choice now. Will they forgive this terrible, vile, abhorrent, horrid crime of not remembering the entire filmography of every single actor you've ever worked with, and punish you for that?
Or do they not think it's a huge deal, and they can spare you from taking <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill this round?
<button>[[This crime must be Punished!|addfertilitybryce]]</button><button>[[Hey, it's ok. I forgot Spider-Man 3 too|noaddfertilitybryce]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$2.49lb!</span>
Not bad Bryce, not bad at all. A little off, but not terrible.
<span class="femalefont">Well, I don't buy eggplant very often. It can be nice, but I usually don't like how mushy it can get.</span>
Alright, how about... Avocado?
[img[media/bryce/avocado.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh, I have Avocados all the time. I think they're $2 each?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|priceq3]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$1.99 each!</span>
Wow, you got it right Bryce!
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, I love avocados. Who doesn't?</span>
Alright, next item... and in honor of your role... Dino Kale!
[img[media/bryce/kale.png]]
<span class="femalefont">DINO KALE? Very subtle. Hmmm... I have kale pretty often. $3 a bunch?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|priceq4]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$1.99 per bunch!</span>
Pretty close Bryce. Overall you seem to be doing well. Maybe it's true that you do your own shopping and aren't as detached from society as the average Hollywood celebrity.
<span class="femalefont">Well, you can say what you want about me, but I'm hardly average.</span>
That much is true.
Now what is the price of... Ciabatta Bread?
[img[media/bryce/bread.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh. Bread? Umm... Ciabatta is very fancy. Like a loaf?... $7? Am I close?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|priceq5]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$4.99 per loaf!</span>
That wasn't very close Bryce. But I don't blame you too much, the price of bread seems to be outrageous at this place.
<span class="femalefont">Damn, yeah, I don't really buy much bread. A local bakery tends to deliver it every morning.</span>
Freshly-baked bread IS a wonderful treat.
Last item... Navel Oranges.
[img[media/bryce/orange.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh... oranges... yeah, I have oranges all the time too... ummm... $4/lb?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|priceq6]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$0.99/lb!</span>
You were way off on that one Bryce!
<span class="femalefont">Damn, yeah, I guess I should pay a little more attention to the prices when I shop.</span>
Well, overall, we had to say you were pretty close. Although I do wonder how you got the fancy ingredients like kale and avocados so close, but basic things like bread and oranges hardly crossed your radar.
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview11.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Wait, that's unfair-</span>
We're not trying to be fair Bryce, we're trying to entertain our perverted audience.
Speaking of! Time to make your decision! Do you think that Bryce's accurate knowledge of only premier market items makes her disconnected from the average person and deserving of punishment?
Or do you particularly not care?
<button>[[We all know that Mothers are better shoppers!|addfertilitybryce]]</button><button>[[What the hell? This was dumb. I don't know prices either. |noaddfertilitybryce]]</button>
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
You managed to distract the Audience with thoughts of you in a tight outfit.
Well, we can all agree on one thing, you DO look good in leather. And most of us wouldn't mind calling you "mistress" while you whip us from the back...
Maybe just me.
But that's not really what you like being called, is it?
<span class="femalefont">Yeah it is... what else would it be?</span>
You like being called "Mommy".
[img[media/bryce/brycesurprised2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">What? No I don't.</span>
Yes you do. We have it on good authority from a previous lover... a much younger lover... a much, much younger lover... that you really liked it when he called you Mommy in the bedroom. But don't worry, that's up to the courts to decide.
You're a very naughty woman Bryce. And we are so happy for it.
[img[media/bryce/brycesad3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">oh god...</span>
Well folks, that's the end of True or False.
Did you enjoy the journey into Bryce Dallas Howards' perverted sex life, and were happy with her answers? Or do you think the fooled you one too many times and deserves to be punished for it?
<button>[[What a lying bitch!|addfertilitybryce]]</button>
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<center>
[img[media/correct.png]]
The Audience is correct!
Good try, but the thought of you in a hot tight dress couldn't distract the Audience!
Well, we can all agree on one thing, you DO look good in leather. And most of us wouldn't mind calling you "mistress" while you whip us from the back...
Maybe just me.
But that's not really what you like being called, is it?
<span class="femalefont">Yeah it is... what else would it be?</span>
You like being called "Mommy".
[img[media/bryce/brycesurprised2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">What? No I don't.</span>
Yes you do. We have it on good authority from a previous lover... a much younger lover... a much, much younger lover... that you really liked it when he called you Mommy in the bedroom. But don't worry, that's up to the courts to decide.
You're a very naughty woman Bryce. And we are so happy for it.
[img[media/bryce/brycesad3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">oh god...</span>
Well folks, that's the end of True or False.
Did you enjoy the journey into Bryce Dallas Howards' perverted sex life, and were happy with her answers? Or do you think the fooled you one too many times and deserves to be punished for it?
<button>[[What a lying bitch!|addfertilitybryce]]</button>
<button>[[Those were pretty embarassing. I'd try to lie too.|noaddfertilitybryce]]</button>
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In 2014 you were given a present by your husband. Long story short, he gave you a pass to do anything you wanted.
Fucking one of your co-stars wasn't enough. Oh no. You had to go all the way. A gangbang with several men including multiple insertions. What a whore you are! And you recorded it all. <<if $pornanal == "y">>That's part of the reason we had that pornstar fuck you in the ass.<<else>>Lucky for us!<</if>>
Let's all enjoy.
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[img[media/bryce/gang3.jpg]] [img[media/bryce/gang4.jpg]]
[img[media/bryce/gang5.jpg]] [img[media/bryce/gang6.jpg]]
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<button>[[Whoa, that was hot|homemovies3]]</button>
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Well Bryce, I think that was a ride for all of us, especially you. Tell me, how did it feel to have two cocks stuffed into your ass?
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview16.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Like I really, <strong>REALLY</strong> need to call my lawyers.</span>
Good luck. Those guys are even bigger perverts than we are.
Time to make a choice audience. Were you satisfied with Bryce's home movie? And want to spare her? Or will did you wish all that cum went in her pussy instead. Maybe her next kid could be a random stranger's.
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Oooh, this is very juicy indeed.
I see here that you were searching for... a recipe for Mango Key Lime pie, and for chocolate chip cookies.
[img[media/bryce/brycefood1.jpg]] [img[media/bryce/brycefood2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">I've been wanting to learn to make some more desserts and those sounded good.</span>
I also see here... hmmm...
Joker 2019 Free Movie
Naughty Bryce. How would your Hollywood friends react if they knew you were looking for their movies for free through pirated sites?
[img[media/bryce/movie1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Well... that's embarassing. I mean, I was just at home bored... everyone does it, right? Besides it's not like I don't pay to go to pretty much every movie.</span>
That's alright, we'll forgive you, because next we're going to look at your incognito browser history. Now <strong>THAT</strong> is going to be embarassing.
<button>[[ooooh, incognito mode|browser3]]</button>
</center><center>
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview18.jpg]]
<span class="female font">How did you even get that? It's supposed to be deleted!</span>
We have our ways... Chalk it up to the Magic-
<span class="femalefont">-of Hollywood. yeah, I got it.</span>
Well now, in incognito mode you certainly visited a few nice sites. Let's see here... a lot of P***hub. Wow... A LOT.
<div class="pornbox">[img[media/bryce/hub1.jpg]]Tiny asian teen sucks her big dick stepbrother</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/bryce/hub2.jpg]]Flexible mom fucks step-son and rides his big cock</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/bryce/hub3.jpg]]Mom made me impregnate the whole step-family</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/bryce/hub4.jpg]]Painal please cum it hurts my butt is sore after this</div>
<button>[[And that's just the start|browser4]]</button>
</center><center>
That's a lot of step-family porn Bryce, I guess it's in style. But the mother/son stuff? Bryce you are truly a naughty woman.
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview19.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">That's very embarassing, yes. But it's just porn... right?</span>
It is indeed, but let's continue.
<div class="pornbox">[img[media/bryce/hub5.jpg]]Monster dragon dildo riding stretching me out</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/bryce/hub6.jpg]]Riding and squirting on dragon dildo makes me so wet</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/bryce/hub7.jpg]]Dragon creampie + cumming on huge knot</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/bryce/hub8.jpg]]Wrecks her asshole with huge dragon dildo</div>
<button>[[That's a lot of dragon dildos|browser5]]</button>
</center><center>
Well Bryce, certainly seems like you have a thing for the dragon dildos. <<if $dino == "y">>But I guess after having the real thing, you can say what's better, right?<<else>>Maybe we can accommodate you later...<</if>>
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview20.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">That's so embarassing, I can't even... that's it, right?</span>
Well, we had some more stuff from some more... underground websites. But for all our sakes, and under advisement of our, admittedly incredibly lax, lawyers, we have decided to end the segment there.
Let's just say the things we've found are only legal in very few countries...
[img[media/bryce/bryceinterview21.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, let's just leave it there.</span>
Esteemed audience, it's time to make your choice. Do you think that Bryce's step-mom impregnation fantasy should come true? Or is your disgust with her porn choices so high you don't even think she should procreate?
<span class="femalefont"><strong>HEY!</strong></span>
<button>[[Let's make step-mommy Bryce into mommy Bryce.|addfertilitybryce]]</button><button>[[Someone please think of the children! Uhhh... not like that!|noaddfertilitybryce]]</button>
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<<if $event1 == "n" and $event <=4>>\<div class="eventbox">[img[media/trueorfalse.png]]<button>[[Question Time! True or False?|firsteventjen]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event2 == "n" and $event <=4>>\<div class="eventbox">[img[media/swimsuit.png]]<button>[[Teeny Bikini Competition|secondeventjen]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event3 == "n" and $event <=4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/meetpornstar.jpg]]<button>[[Meeting with Sexy Pornstars!|thirdeventjen]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event4 == "n" and $event <=4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/meetanimal2.png]]<button>[[Meet your new Animal Pal!|fourtheventjen]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event5 == "n" and $event <=4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/bacon.png]]<button>[[6 Degrees with Bacon|fiftheventjen]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event6 == "n" and $event <=4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/shopping.png]]<button>[[The Price is Wrong!|sixtheventjen]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event7 == "n" and $event <=4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/movies.png]]<button>[[Making Home Movies|seventheventjen]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event8 == "n" and $event <=4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/history.png]]<button>[[Browsing your History|eightheventjen]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event > 4 and $fertility < 4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/endcard.png]]<button>[[What happened to Jennifer?|jenendingnopreg1]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event > 4 and $fertility >= 4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/endcard.png]]<button>[[What happened to Jennifer?|jenendingpreg1]]</button></div><</if>>
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Welcome to True or False!
Where we ask you personal, embarassing, and potentially humiliating questions for our sick, sick amusement.
If you saw the episode last week Jen-
<span class="femalefont">Jennifer</span>
-Then you'll know how the event goes. Tell the truth, and the audience might even be pleased. Lie, and you're probably going to be punished for it.
And we always know if you're lying.
Are you ready?
<span class="femalefont">Ready as I'll ever be.</span>
<strong>Question 1. What was the biggest cock you've ever taken?</strong>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Hmm, tough question.</span>
Because you've had so many?
<span class="femalefont">No... Well, biggest I would have to say was about 11 inches.</span>
Wow! That's big!
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, it was someone I... hooked up with once. Or twice.</span>
<button>[[Hmmm... That doesn't sound true.|jencorrectq1]]</button>
<button>[[She probably can't remember because she got fucked stupid.|jenincorrectq1]]</button>
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Welcome to the swimsuit competition Jen, where we place your sexy body in a teeny bikini. And then call up another celeb and put her in a teeny bikini, and then our audience gets to just watch you both for a while, so they can have some stuff saved for their spank bank.
Unlike Bryce, you actually did bring a Bikini with you. I think I speak for everyone when I say that's a darn shame, and we hoped you had forgotten.
<span class="femalefont">Oh yeah, a shame, I'm sure.</span>
Well, let's reveal the guest celebrity for today!
<strong>Kim Kardashian!</strong>
<<if $kimcrush == "y">>We made sure to specifically seek her out since we know she's your crush.
<</if>>Her extreme curves and exotic looks make her look fantastic, no matter what she's wearing, especially if it's nothing at all! <span class="smallfont">nothing at all... nothing at all... </span>
<span style="float:left">[img[media/jen/kimbikini.png]]</span>
We're very happy to have you here Kim. <<if $kimcrush == "y">>But I'm sure that no one is happier than Jen. She does have a huge crush on you.<</if>>
Give us a spin of your gorgeous body and show off that rear of yours. Goddamn fantastic.
Now, it's time for Jen to make her appearance.
<span style="float:right">[img[media/jen/jenbikini1.gif]]</span>
Oh... Oh my. That's... really hot.
<span class="femalefont">I know. I'm a sexy bitch.</span>
The true question is are you showing off for us, the audience, or for Kim? <<if $kimcrush == "y">>We already told her you have a crush on her. Maybe something for after the show?<</if>>
<span class="femalefont">I'm showing off for myself, and maybe a little bit for Kim.</span>
And we are all much better off for it. I'd like to thank Kim Kardashian for showing up today - although she won't let me thank her the way I want to.
And as Jen changes back, it's time for our Audience to make their choice:
Was Jen's performance enough to stave off an increase in fertility? Or do you want to give her a mommy body like Kim's?
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<button>[[That body is a work of art, let's not mess with it just yet|noaddfertilityjen]]</button>
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<<set $event3 to "y">>\
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Well Jen, it's time to <strong>Meet a Pornstar!</strong>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview11.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">...hurray...</span>
<<if $pstarjen == "y">>As we've already learned, this isn't the first time you're fucking a pornstar.
<span class="femalefont">Yes, yes...</span><<else>>Are you ready to get fucked by a pornstar?
<span class="femalefont">Unless I have a choice?</span>
Nope, under contract.<</if>>
Oh c'mon, it won't be so bad! You might even have fun!
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, I'm sure. So, are you going to make me fuck a guy or a woman? I think I'd prefer a woman...</span>
Well, what do you think Audience? It's your choice! Do you want Jen-
<span class="femalefont"><strong>Jennifer!</strong></span>
-to fuck a male pornstar? Or do what she prefers and have her hook up with a sexy woman?
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<<set $event4 to "y">>\
<<set $jendog to "y">>\
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Well Jen-
<span class="femalefont">Jennifer</span>
You know what time it is! It's time to <strong>Meet an Animal Pal!</strong>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview14.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">As long as you keep that dinosaur away from me.</span>
We promised no dinosaur, and we may be unrepentant perverts, but we keep our promises. <span class="smallfont">Well, we mostly keep our promises</span>
<span class="femalefont">Ugh, I can tell this is going to be gross... fine, what do you have for me?</span>
We know that you're a great hunter and fantastic with a bow Katniss, so we thought that maybe it was time the hunter became the hunted.
[img[media/jen/jenkat1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">... what do you mean by that?...</span>
<button>[[What DO we mean by that?|jenanimal2]]</button>
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<<set $event5 to "y">>\
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Well Jen, how well do you know the movies you're in?
[img[media/jen/jeninterview17.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Geez, I've been in so many, I think I know them pretty well.</span>
Let's put that to the test! <strong>What is your Bacon number?</strong>
[img[media/jen/bacon2.jpg]]
<span class="smallfont">Damn he's a handsome man!</span>
<span class="femalefont">Oh, that's easy. I thought it would be worse. It's 1. We worked together on X-Men First Class.</span>
<button>[[Is she right about it being 1?|jenbacon2]]</button>
</center><<set $event to $event +1>>\
<<set $event6 to "y">>\
<center>
You know, many people may accuse celebrities of being "out-of-touch" with the common person.
Last week Bryce proved that... she wasn't that far off the mark. She was pretty close overall. She certainly proved that she did some of her own shopping, and I mean, really, are you supposed to remember the individual prices of everything you buy?
So let's put you through those same terrible standards!
Get close to the mark, and the audience may find it in their dirty perverted hears to spare you from taking <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill.
Are you ready?
[img[media/jen/jeninterview19.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, let's do it!</span>
How much for... A Starbucks Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino
[img[media/jen/mocha.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh, I know that! I love those! It's $4.95 for a Venti.</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|jenpriceq2]]</button>
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Welcome to <strong>Making Home Movies</strong> Jen. Are you ready for us to take a peek at the various private recordings that you have made for yourself and your loved ones?
Well... in your case they're a lot less than private.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview22.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Ugh, I wasn't looking forward to this one. Are you just going to show off my leaked photos again?</span>
Nope. We might be absolute deviants, but we are not thieves, nor would ever show anything without permission.
<span class="femalefont">Most of the things you've done to me have been without permission.</span>
Correction, they were without - <strong>YOUR</strong> permission. It's all been provided by your agents, producers, and affliated companies. And of course with a little sprinkle of the Magic of Hollywood!
Besides, we have better stuff than your leaked photos.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview23.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Better?</span>
<button>[[Yes. Better.|ajenmovie2]]</button>
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<<set $event8 to "y">>\
<center>
Welcome to <strong>Bowsing your History</strong> Jen, where we take a moment to just pick apart and analyze your most personal and intimate of information - your web browser history.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview25.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh boy, this won't end well.</span>
You don't need to worry about it... too much. We're just gonna look at what you do, and browse the porn you look at.
<span class="femalefont">Great.</span>
<button>[[Let's do it!|jenbrowser2]]</button>
</center><center>
Good job Jennifer! That's the end of tonight's show!
Tonight we've proven that despite everything you say, you're actually just an average basic bitch.
<span class="femalefont">Hey, Fuck You! I am not a basic bitch!</span>
I believe that you'll find our audience thinks otherwise, but that's important is your own opinion of yourself.
<span class="femalefont">Whatever, call me what you want, I'm still an Oscar winning actress!</span>
[img[media/jen/jenending1.jpg]]
Of that, there's no doubt, nonetheless, tonight the Audience decided that you had to take <<print $fertility>> pills!
We will now administer the <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>
Jennifer please take the position.
[img[media/jen/jenending2.jpg]]
Tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> is the usual mix of homeless men we've found in random LA ghettos, a few pornstars, and all the members of our audience that called in and were so kind to donate their own ejaculate to the cause. <<if $jendog == "y">>And of course, we can't forget all that big buck cum swimming around in your belly.<</if>>
[img[media/jen/jenending3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">That's gross...</span>
[img[media/impreg1.jpg]]
<button>[[6 months later|jenendingnopreg2]]</button>
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Good job Jennifer! That's the end of tonight's show!
Tonight we've proven that despite everything you say, you're actually just an average basic bitch.
<span class="femalefont">Hey, Fuck You! I am not a basic bitch!</span>
I believe that you'll find our audience thinks otherwise, but that's important is your own opinion of yourself.
<span class="femalefont">Whatever, call me what you want, I'm still an Oscar winning actress!</span>
[img[media/jen/jenending1.jpg]]
Of that, there's no doubt, nonetheless, tonight the Audience decided that you had to take <<print $fertility>> pills!
We will now administer the <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>
Jennifer please take the position.
[img[media/jen/jenending2.jpg]]
Tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> is the usual mix of homeless men we've found in random LA ghettos, a few pornstars, and all the members of our audience that called in and were so kind to donate their own ejaculate to the cause. <<if $jendog == "y">>And of course, we can't forget all that big buck cum swimming around in your belly.<</if>>
[img[media/jen/jenending3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">That's gross...</span>
[img[media/impreg1.jpg]]
<button>[[6 months later|jenendingpreg2]]</button>
</center><<set $fertility to $fertility +1>>\
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[img[media/jen/jenpill.gif]]
<<if $fertility == 1>>Jennifer immediately pops the small pill in her mouth, clearly she's not afraid of the result. She feels a little flush.<</if>><<if $fertility == 2>>Jennifer pops a second pill into her mouth, nothing seems to stop her. The flush in her body turns to an intense heat.<</if>><<if $fertility == 3>>The heat starts making Jennifer lose a little bit of her control, but she goes ahead and takes that third pill.<</if>><<if $fertility == 4>><span class="femalefont">Fuck what are these things? They're making me kinda horny.</span>
Jennifer still puts a fourth pill in her mouth, seemingly pretty eagerly.<</if>><<if $fertility >= 5>>Jennifer takes a fifth pill. Her hands move down to her stomach, feeling a little queasy, not know that it was her womb preparing itself for potent genetic material.<</if>>
<button>[[Continue|jeneventhub]]</button>
</center><center>
[img[media/jen/jennopill.jpg]]
Jennifer smiles sweetly as the Audience spares her from taking <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill.
<button>[[Continue|jeneventhub]]</button>
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
Not sure why the audience thought you might be lying. As it turns out, your biggest WAS about 11 inches. 11.3 to be precise.
<span class="femalefont">How in the hell...?</span>
We have our ways. Also, the guy was... pretty famous.
<span class="femalefont">What?</span>
You fucked a pornstar. <<if $jengang == "y">>It was during one of your famous gangbangs.<</if>>
[img[media/jen/jenembarassed1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh. Well ya know, girls have needs.</span>
Apparently needs for big dicks. Hey, it's ok, we don't judge. But we will look at you trying to spot you walking bowlegged.
<button>[[Question 2|jenq2]]</button>
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<center>
[img[media/correct.png]]
The Audience is correct!
You weren't lying! As it turns out, your biggest WAS about 11 inches. 11.3 to be precise.
<span class="femalefont">How in the hell...?</span>
We have our ways. Also, the guy was... pretty famous.
<span class="femalefont">What?</span>
You fucked a pornstar. <<if $jengang == "y">>It was during one of your famous gangbangs.<</if>>
[img[media/jen/jenembarassed1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh. Well ya know, girls have needs.</span>
Apparently needs for big dicks. Hey, it's ok, we don't judge. But we will look at you trying to spot you walking bowlegged.
<button>[[Question 2|jenq2]]</button>
</center><center>
<strong>What was the smallest cock you've taken?</strong>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Hmm, I haven't had any really small cocks. At worst, they were average.
Despite liking big cocks, I'm not really a size queen or anything.
Average cocks are just that, average, and as long as a guy is decent in bed. They'll be just fine.
</span>
Well, that's very cool of you Jen. But more importantly, is it the truth?
<span class="femalefont">Why wouldn't it be?</span>
<button>[[She's right, why wouldn't it be?|jencorrectq2]]</button> <button>[[What a liar!|jenincorrectq2]]</button>
</center><center>
[img[media/correct.png]]
The Audience is correct!
The Audience was too smart Jen. All the good will you could have gathered with that response, and you decided to lie.
<span class="femalefont">What do you mean?</span>
Well, we all know that you fucked a micropenis.
[img[media/jen/jenembarassed2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Ugh, oh no. I hate that story.</span>
It's really not that bad. A guy with a crush on you for years, and after meeting up with him in a visit to your hometown you decided to throw him a bone.
It wasn't your fault he had a medical issue. And to your credit, you didn't make fun of him, just did what you could.
<span class="femalefont">I know I keep asking, but how do you know all of that?</span>
<strong>The Magic of Hollywood!</strong>
<span class="femalefont">Ugh, next question please.</span>
<button>[[Question 3|jenq3]]</button>
</center><center>
[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
Jen, all the good will you could have gathered with that response, and you decided to lie to the Audience.
<span class="femalefont">What do you mean?</span>
Well, we all know that you fucked a micropenis.
[img[media/jen/jenembarassed2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Ugh, oh no. I hate that story.</span>
It's really not that bad. A guy with a crush on you for years, and after meeting up with him in a visit to your hometown you decided to throw him a bone.
It wasn't your fault he had a medical issue. And to your credit, you didn't make fun of him, just did what you could.
<span class="femalefont">I know I keep asking, but how do you know all of that?</span>
<strong>The Magic of Hollywood!</strong>
<span class="femalefont">Ugh, next question please.</span>
<button>[[Question 3|jenq3]]</button>
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<center>
<strong>What is your kinkiest and deepest sexual fantasy?</strong>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">What? Why don't you tell me? You know what it is, right?</span>
Well yeah, we do. But we still want to hear you say it, and then call you out for lying.
<span class="femalefont">What makes you think I'm gonna lie?</span>
Go right ahead, tell the truth.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview4.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Fine. I have a fetish for being spanked. I get super turned on at the thought of someone using their hand or a paddle to spank my ass bright red.
There. Happy?</span>
Oh yes. I'll have something to think about later tonight. But more importantly, what does our audience think right now?
Is Jen being honest?
Or does she deserve a spanking for lying about liking spankings? Which... if true, then she'd enjoy.
Make your choice now!
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<button>[[She was a little too forward for my taste|jenincorrectq3]]</button>
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The Audience is incorrect!
Jen-
<span class="femalefont">Jennifer-</span>
Good job fooling our audience! That will certainly be fun to think about later tonight. But it was still a lie.
<span class="femalefont">I just...</span>
As I said, you'd try to lie because you actually have a huge rape fetish. Certainly explains your role in <i>"Mother!"</i><<if $jengang =="y">>And of course, you proved it with all your home movies.<</if>>
[img[media/jen/jenassault1.gif]]
It's ok, we don't judge here, rape fetishes are very common and basic.
[img[media/jen/jenangry1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont"><strong>I do NOT have a rape fetish and I am NOT basic!</strong></span>
If you say so. But we know better. But let's move on.
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The Audience is correct!
Jen-
<span class="femalefont">Jennifer-</span>
Why did you think you could deceive our audience again? It was a good try, certainly fun to think about later at night, but it was still a lie.
<span class="femalefont">I just...</span>
As I said, you'd try to lie because you actually have a huge rape fetish. Certainly explains your role in <i>"Mother!"</i><<if $jengang =="y">>And of course, you proved it with all your home movies.<</if>>
[img[media/jen/jenassault1.gif]]
It's ok, we don't judge here, rape fetishes are very common and basic.
[img[media/jen/jenangry1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont"><strong>I do NOT have a rape fetish and I am NOT basic!</strong></span>
If you say so. But we know better. But let's move on.
<button>[[Question 4|jenq4]]</button>
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Let's change gears, since you are having a hard time accepting your own fetishes.
<span class="femalefont">I'm telling you I don't have a rape fetish.</span>
Next question:
<strong>What other female celebrity would you most want to hook up with?</strong>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview5.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Ahh, well, that's easy. Natalie Dormer. Since we kissed... ooof. What a hottie.</span>
[img[media/jen/jenkiss1.gif]]
That was certainly an entertaining mistake. Although we are a bit curious how a blonde woman has a thing for another blonde woman. A little narcissistic maybe?
<span class="femalefont">Shut up, she's just really hot, ok?</span>
[img[media/jen/nat1.jpg]] [img[media/jen/nat2.jpg]]
[img[media/jen/nat3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">I just wanna make out with her.</span>
[img[media/jen/nat4.jpg]]
You're not the only one who wants to make out with her. But are you being honest about it?
<span class="femalefont">Uhhh, yeah?</span>
<button>[[Of course she's being honest. Have you seen Natalie Dormer?|jencorrectq4]]</button>
<button>[[Nope, she's lying again!|jenincorrectq4]]</button>
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
Good try Jen, you had the audience fooled. But we saw though your basic plan-
<span class="femalefont">-I am NOT basic!</span>
If you say so. <<if $kim =="n">>But have no fear, we will reveal who your crush is, and you may just have a chance with her!<<else>>And it should be no surprise since we had her here for our Bikini Competition<</if>>
[img[media/jen/kim1.jpg]]
<strong>Kim Kardashian!</strong>
Oh my, it seems like your tastes may run a little differently than we thought.
[img[media/jen/kim2.jpg]] [img[media/jen/kim3.jpg]]
Why would like about this? Kim is a phenomenal looking woman, and there is nothing to be ashamed of.
Could it be that as an Oscar winning actress, you think that someone who does Reality Television may not quite be on your level? That's a little unfair of you. I think perhaps you should check your privilege.
<span class="femalefont">Hey Fuck You!</span>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview6.jpg]]
Well, that really says it all. Next question.
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The Audience is correct!
Good try Jen, but you couldn't fool our audience. But we saw though your basic plan-
<span class="femalefont">-I am NOT basic!</span>
If you say so. <<if $kim =="n">>But have no fear, we will reveal who your crush is, and you may just have a chance with her!<<else>>And it should be no surprise since we had her here for our Bikini Competition<</if>>
[img[media/jen/kim1.jpg]]
<strong>Kim Kardashian!</strong>
Oh my, it seems like your tastes may run a little differently than we thought.
[img[media/jen/kim2.jpg]] [img[media/jen/kim3.jpg]]
Why would like about this? Kim is a phenomenal looking woman, and there is nothing to be ashamed of.
Could it be that as an Oscar winning actress, you think that someone who does Reality Television may not quite be on your level? That's a little unfair of you. I think perhaps you should check your privilege.
<span class="femalefont">Hey Fuck You!</span>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview6.jpg]]
Well, that really says it all. Next question.
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<strong>If we were to get our hands on a copy of your record, listing all of your crimes back to the year 2000. What is the worst thing that we would find?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">Uhhh, well if I had to guess, I'd probably say public disturbance due to being drunk?
I've never really been involved in anything too bad, and anything illegal I might do, I keep at home.</span>
Oh, so you tend to do a lot of illegal things. Like what?
<span class="femalefont">Nothing I'd share with you... But it was just a joke anyway, nothing illegal here.
But I do drink a lot, and through my drunken haze, I may have had some run-ins with the cops.</span>
<button>[[Sounds legit|jencorrectq5]]</button>
<button>[[Cops wouldn't stop an actress!|jenincorrectq5]]</button>
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The Audience is correct!
Turns out you didn't lie to the audience this time. You are a notorious drinker, and did indeed run into the cops after one... or two... or three events where you had a little too much.
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Well, maybe more than just a little too much.
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Maybe a lot.
[img[media/jen/jendrink6.jpg]]
In fact, you're drinking right now. Can you say white girl wasted?
[img[media/jen/jendrink1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Huh?</span>
Nevermind... Next question.
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The Audience is incorrect!
Turns out you didn't lie to the audience this time. You are a notorious drinker, and did indeed run into the cops after one... or two... or three events where you had a little too much.
[img[media/jen/jendrink2.jpg]] [img[media/jen/jendrink3.jpg]]
Well, maybe more than just a little too much.
[img[media/jen/jendrink4.jpg]] [img[media/jen/jendrink5.jpg]]
Maybe a lot.
[img[media/jen/jendrink6.jpg]]
In fact, you're drinking right now. Can you say white girl wasted?
[img[media/jen/jendrink1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Huh?</span>
Nevermind... Next question.
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Let's say you're hooking up with someone. <strong>What is your favourite sexual knickname?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">Hmm, that's a good question. I like to be called a lot of nasty stuff... but I'd have to go with... whore. I like to be called a whore in the bedroom.</span>
That's it? You just admit to it?
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, might as well admit to it. It's something for the bedroom anyway. I'm not really a whore.</span>
Of course not. We aren't implying you are at all. <<if $jengang == "y">>Although all those gangbangs seem to imply otherwise.<</if>>
<span class="femalefont">Are you calling me a whore?!</span>
Not at all, you said it yourself.
<span class="femalefont">Hmmm</span>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview9.jpg]]
<button>[[She certainly seemed honest|jencorrectq6]]</button>
<button>[[Nah, that's just a front for something nastier|jenincorrectq6]]</button>
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The Audience is incorrect!
You were honest with us, you really do like being called a whore.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview10.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">It's a little weird when you say it, it should probably stay in the bedroom.</span>
But then again, a lot of women like being called "whore" in the bedroom, it's a lot of fun, to pretend to be a low-class streetwalker rather than the rich refined woman they may otherwise be.
[img[media/jen/jenangry2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Yeah...</span>
I mean, it's just such a common thing to want to be called a whore. I'd just like our audience to imagine you, in the bedroom, being fucked from behind, and being called a whore for it. It's just a basic thing to be called in the bedroom, right?
[img[media/jen/jenangry4.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Ok, you can stop that now.</span>
Well folks, that's the end of True or False.
Do you feel like Jen-
<span class="femalefont">Jennifer</span>
-was honest enough with us to spare her <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> ferility pill?
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<button>[[She's not getting away with her lying!|addfertilityjen]]</button>
<button>[[She was... relatively honest|noaddfertilityjen]]</button>
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[img[media/correct.png]]
The Audience is correct!
You were honest with us, you really do like being called a whore.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview10.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">It's a little weird when you say it, it should probably stay in the bedroom.</span>
But then again, a lot of women like being called "whore" in the bedroom, it's a lot of fun, to pretend to be a low-class streetwalker rather than the rich refined woman they may otherwise be.
[img[media/jen/jenangry2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Yeah...</span>
I mean, it's just such a common thing to want to be called a whore. I'd just like our audience to imagine you, in the bedroom, being fucked from behind, and being called a whore for it. It's just a basic thing to be called in the bedroom, right?
[img[media/jen/jenangry4.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Ok, you can stop that now.</span>
Well folks, that's the end of True or False.
Do you feel like Jen-
<span class="femalefont">Jennifer</span>
-was honest enough with us to spare her <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> ferility pill?
<center>
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The next 6 months pass relatively quickly. Jennifer's episode soon went viral, and despite everything that happened, she enjoyed a further popularity boost.
The Oscar buzz was at a high pitch again, as Jennifer's table kept having scripts thrown at it, and they were all fairly high production values.
However, they would all have to wait until after she gave birth.
[img[media/jen/jenpreg1.jpg]]
In an attempt to make herself seem more quirky and unique, Jennifer went out of her way to make sure she wouldn't know the sex of the child growing inside her.
It was in fact a pair of male twins, the sperm of a particularly smelly large black homeless man being the one that managed to penetrate her egg.
Perhaps one day, one of her fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
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<<if $fertility == 0>>
The next 6 months pass relatively quickly. Jennifer's episode soon went viral, and despite everything that happened, she enjoyed a further popularity boost.
The Oscar buzz was at a high pitch again, as Jennifer's table kept having scripts thrown at it, and they were all fairly high production values.
[img[media/jen/jennopreg1.jpg]]
With some luck, Jennifer managed to escape her impregnation, and instead simply reaped the rewards of her appearance on the show.<<else>>The next 6 months pass relatively quickly. Jennifer's episode soon went viral, and despite everything that happened, she enjoyed a further popularity boost.
The Oscar buzz was at a high pitch again, as Jennifer's table kept having scripts thrown at it, and they were all fairly high production values.
[img[media/jen/jennopreg2.jpg]]
With some luck, Jennifer managed to escape her impregnation, and instead simply reaped the rewards of her appearance on the show. However the <<print $fertility>> pill<<if $fertility > 1>>s<</if>> that Jennifer took had some effect on her body. She was certainly not complaining about matching up to <<if $kimcrush == "y">>her crush's "standards".<<else>>some higher standards.<</if>><</if>>
Perhaps one day, one of her fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
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<button>[[The End|Intro]]</button>
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For tonight, the Audience chose to have you meet a Male pornstar!
<span class="femalefont">...great, thanks everyone.</span>
And tonight's Male pornstar guest is:
<strong>Jordi El Nino Polla</strong>
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[img[media/jen/jenembarassed3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">What the fuck is this? He's shorter than I am! And so pale and pasty!</span>
Well Jen, we thought about bringing in a big black male pornstar for you, but we <<if $jengang == "y">>knew<<else>>thought<</if>> you'd enjoy that too much, being such a basic blonde bitch. So we chose him instead.
Don't worry, he's a professional, and perfectly well hung.
[img[media/jen/jenmalepstar2.png]]
<span class="malefont">C'mon, I wanna fuck you Jen</span>
<span class="femalefont">It's Jennifer!</span>
<span class="malefont">Well Jennifer, let me eat you out.</span>
[img[media/jen/jenmalepstar3.gif]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh fuuuuck...</span>
<span class="malefont">You taste so good...</span>
[img[media/jen/jenmalepstar4.gif]]
<span class="malefont">Suck my cock</span>
<span class="femalefont">Yes, give it here!</span>
[img[media/jen/jenmalepstar5.gif]]
<span class="smallfont">Wow folks, look at her go, Jen is really into it. Let's not disturb the pair.</span>
<span class="femalefont">Put that dick in me you hung midget bastard!</span>
<span class="malefont">You got it!</span>
[img[media/jen/jenmalepstar61.gif]]
<span class="malefont">Let me hit that shit from behind!</span>
[img[media/jen/jenmalepstar7.gif]]
<span class="malefont">Oh fuck, gonna cum! Suck me off!</span>
<span class="femalefont">Give it to me!</span>
[img[media/jen/jenmalepstar8.gif]]
Wow Jen! That was a hell of a performance, enjoyed yourself?
[img[media/jen/genericcumface1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh fuck, that was so good.</span>
That really says it all!
So now make it's time for our audience to make their choice! Did Jennifer's - VERY - eager performance spare her having to take <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill?
Or do you want to keep making her more and more fertile?
It's your choice!
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<button>[[Wow, that was hot! She's fine as she is!|noaddfertilityjen]]</button>
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For tonight, the Audience chose to have you meet a Female pornstar!
<span class="femalefont">Well, I guess it would be worse.</span>
Oh Jennifer, here at Don't Get Impregnated, it can ALWAYS be worse.
<<if $kimcrush == "y">>We made sure to get someone to get someone who looked like Kim Kardashian, just for you.
<</if>>
Our female porn star for tonight is Lela Star! Everyone welcome her to the show!
<span style="float:left">[img[media/jen/lela1.png]]</span>
Welcome to the show Lela, you look fantastic.
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Thanks for having me. I can't wait to have some fun with Jennifer.</span>
What do you think Jen?
<span class="femalefont">Oh, she's pretty hot. This might not be so bad afterall.</span>
[img[media/jen/jeninterview13.jpg]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Then get your sexy blonde ass over here and let's make out.</span>
[img[media/jen/jenfemalepstar1.gif]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Suck on my tits, work that mouth of yours.</span>
<span class="femalefont">I love your tits.</span>
[img[media/jen/jenfemalepstar2.gif]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Let me eat that Oscar winning blonde pussy of yours.</span>
[img[media/jen/jenfemalepstar3.gif]]
<span class="femalefont">Mmmm, your turn, let me eat you out.</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Not bad at all, you must get around.</span>
[img[media/jen/jenfemalepstar4.gif]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">I'm gonna ride your face. Get me off!</span>
[img[media/jen/jenfemalepstar5.gif]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh fuck I'm cumming too!</span>
[img[media/jen/jenoface1.jpg]]
Wow! What a show! Thank you so much for being here Lela.
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">The pleasure was all mine.</span>
<span class="femalefont">The pleasure was mine too... can I get your number?</span>
So Jen, how do you feel after that?
[img[media/jen/jentired1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">That was pretty good... I could use a nap now.</span>
No naps yet! We still have a show to do! Time to make your choice!
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<button>[[Thicc latinas and thin blondes are my thing!|noaddfertilityjen]]</button>
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[img[media/jen/buck.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Dude, what the fuck is that?</span>
That is a buck. A male deer.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview15.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">No... Really? Do you think I'm an idiot?</span>
No we don't. But we do think you're gonna get fucked by it.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview16.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh fuck he's horny!</span>
Well... how does it feel to be the one being hunted now Jen?
[img[media/jen/jenanimal1.png]]
<span class="femalefont">His cock is inside me! He's fucking me!</span>
What a show you're giving us! And that buck is going buck wild!
[img[media/jen/jenanimal2.png]]
<span class="femalefont">His cock is big! It hurts! Oh god, oh no, he's cumming! This is so gross...</span>
[img[media/jen/cum.gif]]
<span class="femalefont">Ugh... there's so much!</span>
There really is! That big buck sure turned you into a big bucket. <<if $fertility >= 1>>Let's hope it doesn't interact with <<if $fertility >= 2>>those<<else>>that<</if>> fertility pill<<if $fertility >= 2>>s<</if>> that you took.<</if>>
Let's give Jen a big hand for getting assaulted by a buck for our entertainment. No wonder she's an Oscar winning actress! While we take the buck away and take Jen to get cleaned up, it's time to choose!
Dear Audience, do you think Jen deserves a little revenge for her archery by helping grow the wild deer population?
<button>[[All the deer babies!|addfertilityjen]]</button>
<button>[[Nah... she's right, that was a bit gross.|noaddfertilityjen]]</button>
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You did indeed work with Kevin Bacon on X-Men First Class. Good movie.
[img[media/jen/xmen1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Cool. So... was that it? What was the point?</span>
Oh, we just wanted an excuse to ogle at some pictures of you as Mystique.
[img[media/jen/mystique3.jpg]]
[img[media/jen/mystique1.jpg]] [img[media/jen/mystique2.jpg]] [img[media/jen/mystique4.jpg]] [img[media/jen/mystique5.jpg]]
But...
<span class="femalefont">... what? What is it?</span>
Well... you did a good job and all.
But Rebecca Romijn did an amazing job as Mystique. With very few lines she was able to get across Mystique's personality and attitude and her physical acting alone honestly deserves more recognition.
Of course you did you own great job and your character was very different, and that's the fault of the writers and directors, not your own.
[img[media/jen/unamused.gif]]
<span class="femalefont">What are you? A fucking movie critic?</span>
And on that note, it's time for our audience to make their choice!
<button>[[Blue and knocked up Jennifer Lawrence sounds good|addfertilityjen]]</button>
<button>[[No, you're wrong, Jennifer was totally the better Mystique|noaddfertilityjen]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$4.95 for a Venti!</span>
Good job Jen!
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, I kind of have an addiction to Starbucks.</span>
Hmmm, a very interesting comment.
How about... the Classic Femme OTK boots from UGG?
[img[media/jen/boot.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Hmmm... I think they're about $375?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|jenpriceq3]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$375!</span>
Oh wow, that's dead on Jen!
[img[media/jen/fistpump.gif]]
<span class="femalefont">Hell yeah.</span>
What is the price of... Rogue Renegade High Rise Shorts from Lululemon?
[img[media/jen/shorts.png]]
<span class="femalefont">$74</span>
Are you sure? You seem confident.
<span class="femalefont">I know my athletic wear.</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|jenpriceq4]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$74!</span>
Wow, you really DO know your athletic wear. At least the stuff from Lululemon.
How about this?
What is the price of... Paper Sandwich Bags from Whole Foods?
[img[media/jen/bags.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Uhh... fuck. I dunno.. $8?</span>
Not so sure about this one?
<span class="femalefont">Shut up.</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|jenpriceq5]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$5.99!</span>
Close but not quite.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview20.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Pshhh, whatever.</span>
No need to get so testy Jen-
<span class="femalefont">JEN-Ni-FER</span>
- so here's another chance.
What is the price of... Powersmile Toothpaste, 5 oz.
[img[media/jen/paste.png]]
<span class="femalefont">Hey, that's the brand I use.</span>
We know. So how much is it?
<span class="femalefont">... uhhh... $12?</span>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$6.99!</span>
Not even close. For a brand that you use.
[img[media/jen/jeninterview21.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, well, whatever.</span>
If we examine your responses, we do find something interesting: You got the prices for products from Starbucks, Lululemon and UGG right, but got the commodity products from Whole Foods wrong.
It's almost as if you're more attached to those well known basic bitch brands.
So, is it true Jen, are you actually a basic bitch?
[img[media/jen/jenangry3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont"><strong>I am NOT a basic bitch!</strong></span>
If you say so. I say the results speak for themselves.
But more importantly, what does out Audience think? Is Jen truly a basic bitch? Or is it just a coincidence?
<button>[[She should be a pregnant basic bitch|addfertilityjen]]</button>
<button>[[A lot of people buy things from those brands|noaddfertilityjen]]</button>
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That's right Jen. Better.
You see, it seems that you have a certain proclivity. Like a large number of blonde white women, it seems you have a fetish for black men. And we mean that in the plural.
You like getting gangbanged by black guys. A lot.
[img[media/jen/ggang1.jpg]] [img[media/jen/ggang2.jpg]]
[img[media/jen/ggang3.jpg]] [img[media/jen/ggang4.jpg]]
And of course we can't forget about the rape fantasies. <<if $jenrapef == "y">>We knew that you had them, but we can understand why you pretended you didn't.<</if>>
<button>[[Can't forget those!|ajenmovie4]]</button>
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As if getting gangbanged by big black cocks wasn't enough, you also have a rape fetish.
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<span class="femalefont">Ok, fine, fuck it. I admit it! I have a rape fetish and I like getting gangbanged by black guys. Is it a big deal? Lots of women have those fantasies!</span>
Oh, we don't judge your fetishes. You're welcome to do what makes you happy. But we <strong>WILL</strong> judge you for being such a basic bitch.
<span class="femalefont">I am not a basic bitch you bastard...</span>
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Once again we leave that for the audience to decide! Should Jen get knocked up in one of her black gangbangs? Or would you rather she avoids that particular fate?
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Hmmmm, let's take a look...
These are nice.
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Some beautiful, and seriously expensive Prada bags.
<span class="femalefont">Well, a girl has to accessorize.</span>
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... How do you get pink eye?
<span class="femalefont">I was curious ok?</span>
<<if $jengang == "y">>It wouldn't be a result from one of your famous gangbangs, would it?<<else>>If you say so, but you might not want to engage in behaviour that causes that. Just nasty.<</if>>
Moving on from that. The good news, is that you use incognito mode. The bad news is that incognito mode doesn't really mean much.
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<span class="femalefont">Oh god, this isn't good.</span>
I don't know why you're freaking out so much. Your P***hub history is very... well basic bitch.
<span class="femalefont">Fuck you.</span>
<div class="pornbox">[img[media/jen/jenhub1.jpg]]Haley Reed And Her Mom Kiki Daire Make Cum 12 Black Men</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/jen/jenhub2.jpg]]Teen white Gang Bang Big Black Dick with white lingerie</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/jen/jenhub3.jpg]]Superb Anal Queen gets her ass destroyed by black monsters</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/jen/jenhub4.jpg]]Piper Perri ganbang with 5 black guys classic video</div>
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And that's the end of that! How do you feel Jen?
[img[media/jen/jeninterview27.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Well, horribly embarassed to be honest with you.</span>
You shouldn't be. Here at Don't Get Impregnated we don't judge people for their fantasies. We're much worse.
And this search history is just so basic-
[img[media/jen/jeninterview28.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Don't fucking say it!</span>
... There's the angry fiery Jen we love!
Now Audience, make your choice! Does Jen's browser history make her suitable to be a mother?
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I'd like to welcome our Audience to a Special Episode of Don't Get Impregnated!
For tonight, we have 4 lovely ladies who are amongst the stars of Game of Thrones!
<span class="emiliafont">Emilia Clarke</span>, <span class="sophiefont">Sophie Turner</span>, <span class="nataliefont">Natalie Dormer</span>, and <span class="maisiefont">Maisie Williams</span>!
How are you all tonight ladies?
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<span class="nataliefont">We're ok, thank you so much for having us.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">Yeah, thank you so much for putting us through this..</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Maisie, don't be like that.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">But this is weird and perverted, you've seen what happened to those other women.</span>
<span class="emiliafont">You're right, but this might be the only way we get a new season of Game of Thrones.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">What do you care? You're dead anyway!</span>
<strong>Ladies please stop!</strong> What's actually going on here is that your producers reached out to our producers and asked us to do this show with all of you. We're perverts, so we said yes.
Now, this will work a little differently than usual. There are 4 of you, and conveniently enough we have 8 events, so each of you will participate in two of them.
<span class="emiliafont">We know, we discussed backstage who would have to do each event.</span>
<span class="nataliefont">Yup, and we're excited.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">We are?</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Well, some of us are.</span>
Additionally, if the Audience decides that one of you has to take a fertility pill, then all of you have to take it. We could say it's because all you ladies are working together, but it's because it would take forever and be a massive pain to track and code everyone's fertility differently.
Well, with all that being said. Let's get started!
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It's time for <strong>True or False!</strong>
Where we ask you terribly invasive and personal questions for our sick amusement.
And depending on your answers, the Audience decides whether you will have to take one of our not-quite-patented-yet fertility pills.
Are you ready Emma?
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, go for it.</span>
<strong>Question 1. What was the biggest cock you've ever taken?</strong>
<span class="femalefont">Oh gosh... I don't know. Really, I don't think I've ever kept track. I've been with some pretty big guys.</span>
Oh, is this to mean you've been with a lot of men? Must have been if you lost track.
<span class="femalefont">No! I just never really cared about something like that... I'm gonna guess 8 inches?</span>
What do you think Audience? Is she being honest about not caring or keeping track? Or you think she's hiding something?
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Welcome to the swimsuit competition Emma. We asked you to bring a bikini when you came in, and hopefully like Bryce, you forgot to bring one.
<span class="femalefont">I didn't forget.</span>
Damn.
That's ok though, our Audience will still get the pleasure of seeing both you, and our celebrity guest in tiny Bikinis.
Speaking of, our celebrity guest this time is a little different, we got a pornstar. Because we really needed to just get Mia Khalifa in this game at SOME point.
<strong>Welcome to the show Mia!</strong>
<span style="float:left">[img[media/emmas/miak.png]]</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Keep that Dinosaur away from me.</span>
I swear, one time!
Anyway, it's <strong>VERY</strong> nice to see you Mia. Ironically with more clothes on than usual. Not that we're complaining.
Now Emma, it's your turn to make an appearance.
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Oh wow! An absolute classic pin-up look. You look fantastic Emma! How do you feel in that outfit?
<span class="femalefont">I feel pretty sexy, especially compared to Mia, although I'm a little jealous of her curves.</span>
Don't worry Emma, size doesn't matter. Or that's what we tell ourselves.
Finally, I'd like to thank Mia for coming in that amazing outfit of hers.
While Emma changes out of her bikini - which by the way, we'd be happy if she kept it on for the rest of the show - I pass it off to you, the Audience, to make your decision.
Did Mia's smoking hot body prove to you that Emma needs a few more curves on her own fantastic bod? Or are you just happy that women of all shapes and sizes exist?
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It's time to <strong>Meet a Pornstar!</strong>
Well Emma, are you ready to have some fun with a pornstar?
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<span class="femalefont">Not really. But let's do it!</span>
Tell me, have you ever slept with a pornstar?
<span class="femalefont">No, why do you think I would have?</span>
Well, Jen apparently did.
<span class="femalefont">What are you implying?</span>
Nothing at all!
Now Audience, will you have Emma meet a Male or Female pornstar?
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Emma, welcome to <strong>Meet an Animal Pal</strong>. Tell me, do you like animals?
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<span class="femalefont">Yeah, I do. But geez, I'm nervous.</span>
Why would you be nervous?
<span class="femalefont">Ya know...</span>
No, we don't. Please tell us.
<span class="femalefont">Well, the animals that other girls have met...</span>
What about them?
<span class="femalefont">You're messing with me, aren't you?</span>
Yes.
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview13.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Ugh, fine, what do you have for me?</span>
Well, since you're such a gorgeous woman, we decided to do a little bit of a "beauty and the beast" type thing. - We WERE saving it for Emma Watson, but it seems like our Audience preferred Jennifer Lawrence instead. Go figure.
<span class="femalefont">That sounds terrible.</span>
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It's time to once again feature the real star of our gameshow, Kevin Bacon.
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<span class="femalefont">Oh, I love Kevin! He's such a sweetheart, we had a great time together.</span>
Glad to hear it. It will be easy to answer this one simple question: <strong>What is your Bacon Number?</strong>
[img[media/emmas/emmasbacon.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Yup, that's easy! The number is 1. We worked on Crazy Stupid Love together.</span>
Are you sure?
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, I'm sure. Should I not be?</span>
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Money may not grow on trees, but it's certainly made of paper. And while most of us don't blink at paying a dollar or two for a chocolate bar, celebrities won't even blink at dropping $1000+ on a new handbag or pair of shoes.
And so, because we're horribly jealous, we're going to make Emma answer questions on prices to show how disconnected from the average person she is. Because then we'll feel better about ourselves.
Sounds good Emma?
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview15.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Well, after all that, not really. But Ok.</span>
Excellent. Let's start. Since you look so lovely in them, we decided to query you about the price of some expensive designer dresses.
How much for... The Dolce & Gabbana Short Denim Circle-Skirt Dress
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<span class="femalefont">That's a nice one, I'm not into denim too much... It's D&G... Around $3000.00?</span>
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Welcome to <strong>Making Home Movies</strong> where we take a look at your private, and no-so-private movies made by you for yourself and your intimate partners.
Basically the biggest invasion of your privacy... since our last invasion of your privacy.
Are you ready?
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview18.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Actually, I'm not sure. I haven't recorded anything... like that. So I guess I'm ready? I can't think of what you could possibly have found.</span>
Ahh, right you are. You certainly didn't record anything like that, but someone else did.
Although we'll be honest, there isn't much. You're almost as good of a girl as you seem to be. Still, we did find something.
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview19.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh god what did you find?</span>
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Let's get personal Emma. Very personal, the most personal you can really get. No wonder all this data is coveted by marketers worldwide, and gets sucked up by facebook everytime you visit it.
Seriously. Facebook reads your entire web history everytime you visit it. Delete Facebook.
But in your case Emma, we're going to use this information to mock and embarass you.
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview20.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Ok... Take it easy on me?</span>
No.
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And with that, we've reached the end of Season 1 of Don't Get Impregnated!
How do you feel Emma?
<span class="femalefont">Tired, used, embarassed, humiliated, and everything aches... but could be worse I guess.</span>
[img[media/emmas/emmasend1.jpg]]
Tired you may be, but you still look fantastic.
Well Emma, we have to say that you've proven to be a trooper, and an absolute sweetheart. You almost made us feel bad for what we did to you tonight. Almost.
[img[media/emmas/emmasend2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Thank You.</span>
That being said, you won't escape from our final event. Despite how sweet and brave you were, tonight the Audience decided that you had to take <<print $fertility>> pills!
We will now administer the <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>
Emma, please take the position.
[img[media/emmas/emmasend3.jpg]]
Tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> was gathered up from a nearby farm. They're big fans. They provided quite a large load of what we were assured was premium all high quality ejaculate. We just took them at their word. <<if $emboar == "y">>And of course that's in addition to all that wild boar cum already taking root deep inside you.<</if>>
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And with that, we've reached the end of Season 1 of Don't Get Impregnated!
How do you feel Emma?
<span class="femalefont">Tired, used, embarassed, humiliated, and everything aches... but could be worse I guess.</span>
[img[media/emmas/emmasend1.jpg]]
Tired you may be, but you still look fantastic.
Well Emma, we have to say that you've proven to be a trooper, and an absolute sweetheart. You almost made us feel bad for what we did to you tonight. Almost.
[img[media/emmas/emmasend2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Thank You.</span>
That being said, you won't escape from our final event. Despite how sweet and brave you were, tonight the Audience decided that you had to take <<print $fertility>> pills!
We will now administer the <h2batter>Batter</h2batter>
Emma, please take the position.
[img[media/emmas/emmasend3.jpg]]
Tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> was gathered up from a nearby farm. They're big fans. They provided quite a large load of what we were assured was premium all high quality ejaculate. We just took them at their word. <<if $emboar == "y">>And of course that's in addition to all that fat ugly pig cum already taking root deep inside you.<</if>>
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<<if $fertility == 1>>Emma looks a little teary eyed as she pops one small pill in her mouth.<</if>><<if $fertility == 2>>Emma pops a second pill in her mouth, she feels a flush coming over her body.<</if>><<if $fertility == 3>>Emma is looking shy as she takes a third pill. The heat intensifies.<</if>><<if $fertility == 4>>Emma takes a fourth pill.
<span class="femalefont">This is making me feel kinda weird...</span><</if>><<if $fertility >= 5>>Emma lowers her hands to her stomach and rubs it as she pops another pill in her mouth. She didn't know it, but it was her body preparing to reproduce.<</if>>
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Emma smiles and makes a funny face as thanks for the audience sparing her from taking <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill.
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6 months pass since the end of the first season, and like Bryce and Jennifer, Emma saw her own episode go viral, and just as she was told, her career did get a boost - not that she really needed it.
Still, all new movies would have to be put on hold until after Emma gave birth.
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After the episode, Emma found her belly becoming pleasantly round, and decided it wasn't so bad.
That was until she found out she had three little piglets growing inside her.
Let's hope no big bad wolf tries to blow her down. <span class="smallfont">Maybe if she returns.</span>
Perhaps one day, one of her fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
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<<if $fertility == 0>>
6 months pass since the end of the first season, and like Bryce and Jennifer, Emma saw her own episode go viral, and just as she was told, her career did get a boost - not that she really needed it.
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With some luck, Emma managed to escape her impregnation, and was able to continue with her career, picking and choosing the roles she wanted. She continued to not be scared of any challenge that came her way.<<else>>6 months pass since the end of the first season, and like Bryce and Jennifer, Emma saw her own episode go viral, and just as she was told, her career did get a boost - not that she really needed it.
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With some luck, Emma managed to escape her impregnation, and was able to continue with her career, picking and choosing the roles she wanted. Nonetheless, the <<print $fertility>> pill<<if $fertility > 1>>s<</if>> she took had quite a pronounced effect on her body.
It certainly didn't hurt her movie roles either.<</if>>
Perhaps one day, one of her fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
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The Audience is correct!
Well, the audience is correct that you don't keep track of your partners. But more importantly, we have the correct answer.
[img[media/emmas/emmasconfused1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Wait... even if you know how big the guy is, how do you know I don't keep track? Maybe I was lying.</span>
Oh dear Emma, you will quickly find out that we have our ways. And of course, it's the Magic of Hollywood™
<span class="femalefont">If you say so...</span>
So, what we were all waiting for, the actual answer, was a whole 9 inches! Very nice Emma. However did you manage to fit that entire cock into your body?
[img[media/emmas/emmasthinking1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Well, if it's the guy I'm thinking of-</span>
Yes, it is.
<span class="femalefont">-then the answer is... very slowly. But he was a real sweetheart. Still, it was a one time hookup.</span>
According to our records he still texts you occasionally, but he knows that it was a one time thing. Very rare.
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The Audience is incorrect!
Well, the audience is incorrect in assuming you were lying and that you don't keep track of your partners. But more importantly, we have the correct answer.
[img[media/emmas/emmasconfused1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Wait... even if you know how big the guy is, how do you know I don't keep track? Maybe I was lying.</span>
Oh dear Emma, you will quickly find out that we have our ways. And of course, it's the Magic of Hollywood™
<span class="femalefont">If you say so...</span>
So, what we were all waiting for, the actual answer, was a whole 9 inches! Very nice Emma. However did you manage to fit that entire cock into your body?
[img[media/emmas/emmasthinking1.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Well, if it's the guy I'm thinking of-</span>
Yes, it is.
<span class="femalefont">-then the answer is... very slowly. But he was a real sweetheart. Still, it was a one time hookup.</span>
According to our records he still texts you occasionally, but he knows that it was a one time thing. Very rare.
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There may be little point in asking this since we already know you don't keep track, but...
<strong>What is the smallest cock you've taken?</strong>
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview2.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Oh gosh! I feel so bad! I kind of don't want to say it...</span>
You don't have to tell us, but we'll just call him directly. That's even more embarassing.
<span class="femalefont">Oh please don't! He's such a nice guy - like really nice. Don't say anything. But he was about 3 inches long, he wasn't bad in bed or anything, his tongue was great. Just a small dick.
I only remember that one because I dated him for a while.</span>
Well, I'm sure that our audience is now furiously googling everyone you've ever dated.
<span class="femalefont">Oh no... I feel terrible now.</span>
Don't worry, you'll feel a lot worse later. However now it's time for our Audience to choose: Is Emma once again telling the truth? Or was her beau even smaller?
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The Audience is correct!
This time you did know the size of your lover's dick. It was actually 3.2 inches to be exact.
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Great, thanks for letting me know...</span>
How did you feel when you were sleeping with him?
<span class="femalefont">...I felt fine. yeah, he was a bit small, but it was just fine.</span>
Even if it wasn't, I'm sure you wouldn't tell us. You're far too nice for Hollywood Emma, not sure how you've survived so far.
And we're doing our part to make it a terrible experience!
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
This time you did know the size of your lover's dick. It was actually 3.2 inches to be exact.
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview3.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Great, thanks for letting me know...</span>
How did you feel when you were sleeping with him?
<span class="femalefont">...I felt fine. yeah, he was a bit small, but it was just fine.</span>
Even if it wasn't, I'm sure you wouldn't tell us. You're far too nice for Hollywood Emma, not sure how you've survived so far.
And we're doing our part to make it a terrible experience!
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<strong>What is your kinkiest and deepest sexual fantasy?</strong>
[img[media/emmas/emmasinterview4.jpg]]
<span class="femalefont">Well... umm... uhhh...</span>
C'mon. You can do it.
<span class="femalefont">Ok... I have a pregnancy fetish. I want to be a mother.</span>
There ya go, that wasn't so hard. And what a perfect fetish to have here for out show. We'll try to make your dream come true.
<span class="femalefont">Well I didn't meant exactly like this-</span>
Time to make your choice audience, is she being honest about her pregnancy fetish? Or is she just trying to butter us up?
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The Audience is correct!
Our audience believes you Emma, and why not? Pregnancy fetishes are very common, just look at us here. The whole show is written around a pregnancy fetish.
<span class="femalefont">I can't deny that. It's just a big fantasy for me. I'm not rushing off to do it... but one day ya know?</span>
Well, we're here to try our best to see if we can make that day today. Just imagine that tummy of yours swelling up in pregnancy.
<<if $empig == "y">>And with all that boar sperm swimming around in there? Who knows what will grow?<</if>>
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<span class="femalefont">That's pretty embarassing... can we move on to the next question?</span>
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The Audience is incorrect!
Our audience doesn't believe you Emma, and we're not really sure why. <spanclass="Maybe because it would be way too convenient looking at the theme of the game?</span> Pregnancy fetishes are very common, just look at us here. The whole show is written around a pregnancy fetish.
<span class="femalefont">I can't deny that. It's just a big fantasy for me. I'm not rushing off to do it... but one day ya know?</span>
Well, we're here to try our best to see if we can make that day today. Just imagine that tummy of yours swelling up in pregnancy.
<<if $empig == "y">>And with all that boar sperm swimming around in there? Who knows what will grow?<</if>>
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<span class="femalefont">That's pretty embarassing... can we move on to the next question?</span>
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<strong>What other female celebrity would you most want to hook up with?</strong>
<span class="femalefont">Well, you're going to think this is totally made up, but I think it would be Jennifer Lawrence.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">I am so nervous everytime they take a picture of the two of us.</span>
Good thing she was our last guest. I guess maybe that's part of the reason you came today, you must have enjoyed that episode a lot.
<span class="femalefont">... I did.</span>
So folks, is she telling the truth? Both our last guests lied about their crushes, will Emma break that streak?
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The Audience is incorrect!
Emma! I'm shocked! You'd lie to us like that? You've been telling the truth this entire time.
<span class="femalefont">What? It's true, I totally think Jennifer is a hottie.</span>
Yes, but she's not the one who the one who you most want to hook up with, right? The woman you most want to hook up with is...
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<strong>Sophie Turner!</strong>
Another tall leggy blonde much like Jennifer herself, we can understand the attraction there.
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Not sure why you'd lie, not like Sophie is unattractive or a bad actress in any way. She seems like a downright sweetie, much like yourself.
Might it have anything to do with how young she was at the beginning of Game of Thrones?
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<span class="femalefont">... no</span>
You are much naughtier than you seem Emma. Let's continue embarassing you!
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The Audience is correct!
Emma! I'm shocked! You'd lie to us like that? You've been telling the truth this entire time, but you didn't manage to fool the audience.
<span class="femalefont">What? It's true, I totally think Jennifer is a hottie.</span>
Yes, but she's not the one who the one who you most want to hook up with, right? The woman you most want to hook up with is...
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<strong>Sophie Turner!</strong>
Another tall leggy blonde much like Jennifer herself, we can understand the attraction there.
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Not sure why you'd lie, not like Sophie is unattractive or a bad actress in any way. She seems like a downright sweetie, much like yourself.
Might it have anything to do with how young she was at the beginning of Game of Thrones?
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<span class="femalefont">... no</span>
You are much naughtier than you seem Emma. Let's continue embarassing you!
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Well Emma, other than being a little naughty, you seem to be pretty clean cut, let's see if we can't dig up a little dirt on you.
<strong>If we were to get our hands on a copy of your record, listing all of your crimes back to the year 2000. What is the worst thing that we would find?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">Oh gosh, I don't know. I don't think I have a record. I've never really got involved in much criminal stuff.</span>
Hmm. That was a bit of a quick answer. Are you absolutely sure?
<span class="femalefont">Yeah, pretty sure. Why wouldn't I be?</span>
Well, you lied to us about Sophie, who says you're not hiding something else? Something maybe a little darker?
<span class="femalefont">...what?</span>
Audience, is Emma being naughty and hiding something again? Or is she being honest this time?
<button>[[She's too innocent to do anything too bad|emmastrueq5]]</button>
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The Audience is incorrect!
Well, this is technically incorrect, you DO have a record.
<span class="femalefont">What? Really?</span>
Yup! You have an unpaid speeding ticket. Let's be honest, that hardly counts. I'm sure I have more than a dozen.
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<span class="femalefont">I should probably pay that.</span>
You probably should, we and should definitely move on to the next question. Hopefully it proves much more embarassing and humiliating than this one.
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The Audience is correct!
Well, this is technically correct, you DO have a record.
<span class="femalefont">What? Really?</span>
Yup! You have an unpaid speeding ticket. Let's be honest, that hardly counts. I'm sure I have more than a dozen.
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<span class="femalefont">I should probably pay that.</span>
You probably should, we and should definitely move on to the next question. Hopefully it proves much more embarassing and humiliating than this one.
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In the bedroom, <strong>what is your favourite sexual knickname?</strong>
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<span class="femalefont">Boy that's a little embarassing, I like being called a dirty little girl.</span>
Really? That's not that bad. Is it because you like the idea of not being clean? Or you have a thing for age stuff? Is it related to your attraction to Sophie?
<span class="femalefont">No, I just... like it.</span>
Well, no kink-shaming here, even if we are trying to dig up your nastiest and most embarassing secrets.
It's your turn Audience, do you think Emma is being honest about being liked to be called a dirty little girl? Or is just trying to cover for something nastier?
<button>[[Well, she IS a dirty little girl|emmastrueq6]]</button>
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The Audience is correct!
You really do like being called a dirty little girl in the bedroom. It isn't uncommon for some women to enjoy feeling like their partners are large than them and are able to encompass and hold them, seems like you fit that to a "T".
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<span class="femalefont">Yeah, I guess that's it. I just don't get so much into it with the dirty talk. I just like cuddling, and loving sex and getting each other off...</span>
Hmmm, good to know.
<span class="femalefont">... that's embarassing</span>
Yes it is! But not quite embarassing enough! Let's see if we can't raise the humiliation levels!
So Audience, were you satisfied enough with Emma's answers to spare her a fertility increase? Or were you just disappointed that she is such a nice girl... and you want to punish her for that?
<button>[[Punish her!|addfertilityemmas]]</button>
<button>[[Nah, she's a sweetie|noaddfertilityemmas]]</button>
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The Audience is incorrect!
You really do like being called a dirty little girl in the bedroom. It isn't uncommon for some women to enjoy feeling like their partners are large than them and are able to encompass and hold them, seems like you fit that to a "T".
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<span class="femalefont">Yeah, I guess that's it. I just don't get so much into it with the dirty talk. I just like cuddling, and loving sex and getting each other off...</span>
Hmmm, good to know.
<span class="femalefont">... that's embarassing</span>
Yes it is! But not quite embarassing enough! Let's see if we can't raise the humiliation levels!
So Audience, were you satisfied enough with Emma's answers to spare her a fertility increase? Or were you just disappointed that she is such a nice girl... and you want to punish her for that?
<button>[[Punish her!|addfertilityemmas]]</button>
<button>[[Nah, she's a sweetie|noaddfertilityemmas]]</button>
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Well Emma, for tonight the Audience chose to have you meet a male pornstar.
As such, say welcome to our male pornstar guest for the evening, <strong>Shane Diesel</strong>.
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<span class="malefont">Nice to meet you Emma, big fan.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">You're a big fan alright... I mean nice to meet you.</span>
<span class="malefont">Come here Emma, I want to make out with you.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Damn... you're really big.</span>
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<span class="malefont">Get down here and suck on it, wrap those lips around it.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">It's too big to suck on all the way...</span>
<span class="smallfont">She's really getting into this folks, let's not disturb her.</span>
<span class="malefont">Let me fuck you.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Oh yeah... that's good.</span>
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<span class="malefont">Let me fuck your ass.</span>
<span class="femalefont">Ok... but go slow...</span>
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<span class="femalefont">I'm cumming! Oh... my ass is gaping.</span>
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Well, that's all for today folks, we'd like to thank Shane for coming on our show and... for what he did to Emma Stone. That was intense.
And how about you Emma, how do you feel after getting fucked by a pornstar and having your ass gaped in front of the world?
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<span class="femalefont">How do you think? I'm exhausted and my ass hurts.</span>
Sounds like you had a good time then.
Well now, it's time for our Audience to decide. Should Emma take <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill? Maybe have sex with a pornstar while pregnant? Or will you not add to the current pain in her ass?
<button>[[oooh, pregnant Emma porn|addfertilityemmas]]</button>
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Well Emma, for tonight the Audience chose to have you meet a female pornstar.
<span style="float:left">[img[media/emmas/faye.png]]</span>
As such, say welcome to our female pornstar guest for the evening, <strong>Faye Reagan</strong>.
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Hello everyone, and hello Emma, how are you?</span>
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<span class="femalefont">hey...</span>
I think Emma might have a crush.
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Ha. Good. Mmmm, come here and let me suck your tits.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">That feels really good...</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">I know. Now let's get those clothes off you.</span>
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Let me eat out that pretty pussy of yours.</span>
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<span class="femalefont">Oh God! Oh God!</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">You're so tasty. Yum.</span>
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont">I brought a toy with me, wanna try it out?</span>
<span class="femalefont">...yeah, I do...</span>
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont">That's good. Damn you're really getting into it!</span>
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Switch position.</span>
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont">You're gonna make me cum!</span>
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<span class="pornstarfemalefont"><strong>Oh goddamn! I'm cumming!</strong></span>
<span class="femalefont"><strong>Yeah! Cum for me!</strong></span>
<strong>WOW!</strong>
For the first time in the show's history, the celebrity fucked the pornstar. And it was fantastic. How do you feel Emma?
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<span class="femalefont">... huh?</span>
Well, while Emma shakes that off, I'd first like to welcome Faye for gracing us with her presence today.
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Thank you for having me, and thanks for the orgasm Emma.</span>
<span class="femalefont">hehe... anytime.</span>
And as always, time to make your choice Audience. Is the thought of a pregnant Emma hooking up with Faye a turn on? Or are you just happy the way it is right now?
<button>[[I'd love to see a pregnant Emma fucking Faye|addfertilityemmas]]</button>
<button>[[Oh no, this is perfect. Leave it be.|noaddfertilityemmas]]</button>
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So we went out and found the ugliest damn thing we could.
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What do you think?
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<span class="femalefont">Oh god that thing is gross! It's getting closer!</span>
Just relax Emma, he won't hurt you.
<span class="femalefont">It's horny! And it's mounting me! It's soooo heavy!</span>
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<span class="femalefont">It's dick is so long! It's so deep! It hurts!</span>
He is well designed for breeding his sows, he'll get nice and deep inside you.
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<span class="femalefont">He's cumming! There's so much! It's filling me up and it won't stop!</span>
Pigs tend to cum a lot... like a lot a lot.
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Oh wow! That is a massive load. <<if $fertility >= 1>>Let's hope it doesn't interact with <<if $fertility == 1>>that<<else>>those <</if>> fertility pill<<if $fertility > 1>>s<</if>> you took.<</if>>
So, how do you feel after that Emma?
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<span class="femalefont">Ew.</span>
That really says it all folks! Time to make a decision. Want to see that belly of Emma's swell up with piglets? Or want to spare her giving birth to whatever ugly creatures that big gross pig just pumped into her?
<button>[[Give her the piglets!|addfertilityemmas]]</button>
<button>[[Oh God No! No one deserves that!|noaddfertilityemmas]]</button>
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You did indeed work with Kevin on Crazy Stupid Love.
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<span class="femalefont">Yup! Told you.</span>
Indeed you did. Unfortunately since you got it right, and you didn't particularly do anything outrageous in this movie, we're going to take this opportunity to just ogle your body in tight clothes.
<span class="femalefont">Gee, thanks.</span>
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God damn you're gorgeous Emma.
<span class="femalefont">Thank you. Are you done?</span>
Oh, I will be soon. And I'm sure so will our Audience. And speaking of our Audience, it's time for them to make their choice:
Do you think Emma's body would look better with a growing belly? Or do the above images convince you that she looks just fine the way she is?
<button>[[She can only get better looking with pregnancy|addfertilityemmas]]</button>
<button>[[Let's not mess with success|noaddfertilityemmas]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$2,990!... in Canadian Dollars</span>
Still, that's amazingly close Emma. Good job!
<span class="femalefont">Thank you. I have a few D&G dresses.</span>
Second dress. What is the price of the Prada Printed poplin dress?
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<span class="femalefont">I love the colours! Hmmm... I'm gonna say the same, about $3000.</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|emprice3]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$3,200!</span>
Once again, very well done! Very close.
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<span class="femalefont">Thank you.</span>
Moving on. How much for the Louis Vuitton Sleeveless Black Mini-Dress With Monogram Embroidery?
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<span class="femalefont">That's lovely! Louis Vuitton is pricy... I'm gonna say $5000 for this one?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|emprice4]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$4,750!</span>
That is one pricy dress, but I'll take your guess of $5000 as close enough. Personally I can't tell the difference between a $50 dress and a $500 dress.
<span class="femalefont">Sometimes I can't either, but once you wear as many as I do, you start learning the difference. Mostly the fabric.</span>
That's so fascinating... <span class="smallfont">Please note the sarcasm.</span>
<span class="femalefont">What was that?</span>
Nothing. Next dress!
What is the price of the Valentino Embroidered Crepe Couture Dress?
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<span class="femalefont">I love Valentino dresses! But I'm not quite sure on the price... same answer as before, $5000?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|emprice5]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$7,870!</span>
Goddamn! You were a bit off on that one... just about two and a half thousand dollars.
<span class="femalefont">Hehe... yeah, they can get really pricy.</span>
I'm pretty sure if we keep going the dress budget will be higher than the budget for the entire show. Well, other than the genetic experiment budget... and even then...
One more. What is the price of the Chanel Spring-Summer 2020 look 33 dress? I swear the name of these is weird too.
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<span class="femalefont">Ahhh... I actually know the price of that one... I own last year's... if the price is about the same... then we're looking at $13,000.</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|emprice6]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">$13,600...</span>
I don't even care how close you were to that one... that's a lot of money.
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<span class="femalefont">Yeah... it's a lot of money for some of these... and that's nothing, you should see the price of some of the exclusive dresses we wear on the red carpet. Let's just say if you have to ask the price... you can't afford them.</span>
Well, I buy my T-shirts at Walmart. What the hell do I know about fashion?
More importantly, what does our Audience think? Should Emma be blamed for being part of a system she has no real control over? Or should she just buy her clothes at the local strip mall like the rest of us mere mortals?
<button>[[Let's see her wear those pretty dresses with a big pregnant belly!|addfertilityemmas]]</button>
<button>[[Yeah, but she makes those dresses look soooo good!|noaddfertilityemmas]]</button>
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Oh... nothing special...
Just that time where you were involved in a blowbang with Jennifer Lawrence, Taylor Swift, and Cara Delevingne. One of them was recording. You looked amazing by the way.
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You said you didn't want to fuck any of them that day. That's alright, we don't judge you. But you definitely look happy.
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Damn you look good surrounded by cocks and covered in cum! So, how do you feel Emma?
<button>[[How DOES Emma feel?|emmovie3]]</button>
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<span class="femalefont">I can't even... oh no... how did you find that? It was one time!...</span>
Just like usual Emma, we don't judge, we just enjoy. As long as you had fun, that's what matters. Because we certainly had fun watching you.
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<span class="femalefont">Thanks?... I guess.</span>
And what about you folks? Do you think her abhorrent and over the top display of sluttery deserves to be harshley punished by taking control of her reproductive process and forcing her to take fertility enhancing medication?
Or is blowing a couple of guys in a fun night with her friends not that big a deal?
You decide!
<button>[[She must be punished for her blowjobs!|addfertilityemmas]]</button>
<button>[[That's just a typical Saturday night around here|noaddfertilityemmas]]</button>
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Let's start with your more innocent search history. Here is a good article.
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Ooooh, searching yourself and seeing how Emma Watson replaced you for a role?
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<span class="femalefont">Oh please, stop trying to make me look bad. Emma Watson is fantastic, and she was great in that movie. It's not like I'm hurting for scripts.</span>
Very magnanimous of you Emma.
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I think you broke that poor guy's heart, just look at how he looks at you.
<span class="femalefont">Good try, but Andrew is great, it didn't work out but it wasn't his fault.</span>
Well, clearly this doesn't phase you, let's look at your incognito history.
<button>[[What's Emma hiding|embrowser3]]</button>
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The good news is that you use incognito mode to search for your dirty things. The bad news is that we can get that information too. Nothing hides from us. And your ISP.
<span class="femalefont">I don't search for really bad stuff or anything...</span>
That's not up to me to judge. Let's take a look.
<div class="pornbox">[img[media/emmas/emhub1.jpg]]Thick Ass Stepmom Gets Titty Fucked By Stepson</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/emmas/emhub2.jpg]]Big Tits Babe Tricked Into Sex By Yoga Instructor </div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/emmas/emhub3.jpg]]Busty Redhead Teen Fucks Her Boyfriend's Dad</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/emmas/emhub4.jpg]]Big tit Karlee Grey fucks thicc Abella Danger</div>
<button>[[Well that's interesting|embrowser4]]</button>
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Now that we've had a good look at your personal history, we noticed two things in particular.
For one, you're a little bit of a narcissist, aren't you? Most of your search history is mostly articles about yourself. And as we mentioned before - do not search yourself, usually a bad idea.
Secondly, you clearly have some body issues to work with, or at least are as in love with big tits. Hey, we love us some knockers around here too.
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<span class="femalefont">Listen, I am not a narcissist, and I don't have self-image issues.</span>
If you say so Emma... if you say so. What do you think Audience? Is Emma a narcissist or not?
<button>[[Getting pregnant will give her those big tits she wants|addfertilityemmas]]</button>
<button>[[Who wouldn't be a narcissist looking the way that Emma does?|noaddfertilityemmas]]</button>
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<<if $event1 == "n">>\<div class="eventbox">[img[media/trueorfalse.png]]<button>[[Question Time! True or False?|firsteventgot]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event2 == "n">>\<div class="eventbox">[img[media/swimsuit.png]]<button>[[Teeny Bikini Competition|secondeventgot]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event3 == "n">><div class="eventbox">[img[media/meetpornstar.jpg]]<button>[[Meeting with Sexy Pornstars!|thirdeventgot]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event4 == "n">><div class="eventbox">[img[media/meetanimal2.png]]<button>[[Meet your new Animal Pal!|fourtheventgot]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event5 == "n">><div class="eventbox">[img[media/bacon.png]]<button>[[6 Degrees with Bacon|fiftheventgot]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event6 == "n">><div class="eventbox">[img[media/shopping.png]]<button>[[The Price is Wrong!|sixtheventgot]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event7 == "n">><div class="eventbox">[img[media/movies.png]]<button>[[Making Home Movies|seventheventgot]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event8 == "n">><div class="eventbox">[img[media/history.png]]<button>[[Browsing your History|eighthegot]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event == 8 and $fertility < 4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/endcard.png]]<button>[[What happened to the Women?|gotendingnopreg1]]</button></div><</if>><<if $event == 8 and $fertility >= 4>><div class="eventbox">[img[media/endcard.png]]<button>[[What happened to the Women?|gotendingpreg1]]</button></div><</if>>
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Welcome ladies to <strong>True or False!</strong> Where we ask you a series of embarassing and personal questions with the aim to embarass and humiliate you.
Well, that's pretty much the topic of the entire show. Nonetheless, which one of you will be taking on this challenge?
<span class="emiliafont">Well, we talked about it behind the scenes, and we decided Sophie would do this one.</span>
[img[media/got/sophieinterview1.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Yup, I'll be taking this one. Bring on the questions.</span>
Confidence. Great. Let's get started then.
Question 1. <strong>What was the biggest cock you've ever taken?</strong>
[img[media/got/sophieinterview2.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Going right for the juicy stuff, don't you?</span>
Of course.
<span class="sophiefont">Well, let's see. I haven't actually hooked up with a lot of guys. Not because I didn't want to, but being famous from so young you meet either a lot of perverts who wants you <strong>BECAUSE</strong> they first saw you when you were so young, OR they can't get into you because of that.</span>
Women's issues with dating are really more about quality than quantity. And we're all very low quality here. Be warned.
<span class="sophiefont">Well, alright, back to the question. Hmmm... maybe around 7 inches? It's not like I measured, but he was pretty big. An older guy I hooked up with on set.</span>
Well Audience, what do you think? Is she bring truthful or a dirty little liar?
<button>[[Sounds Legit|gottrueq1]]</button>
<button>[[She's a liar!|gotfalseq1]]</button>
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<<set $event2 to "y">>\
It's time for the swimsuit competition. Which one of you lovely ladies are going to be donning a bikini for us this time?
Of course you're all welcome to do it if you'd like, we don't mind at all.
<span class="sophiefont">Good try. But we decided already.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">That's right, and you'll all get the honour of seeing my hot body in a bikini. Point me to the back stage.</span>
While Maisie goes change, let's bring in the guest celebrity for today:
<span style="float:left">[img[media/got/olivia.webp]]</span>
<strong>Olivia Wilde!</strong>
By goodness Olivia you are looking absolutely fantastic. Thank you so much for joining us here today. Once we heard you were a big Game of Thrones fan, we knew you were the perfect choice.
<span style="float:right">[img[media/got/maisiebikini2.webp]]</span>
Also your body makes you a perfect choice.
Speaking of body, it's time to see Maisie's body.
<span class="maisiefont">Yeah, I know I'm hot.</span>
Indeed you are! And no top, how wonderful!
<span class="maisiefont">What can I say? I like to show off for Sophie. Speaking of, you can stop drooling.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">I am NOT drooling!</span>
<span class="maisiefont">You probably should be, between me and Olivia, you have a lot hot woman to stare at.</span>
Well, you can be certain a lot of us will drool. We're simple minded like that.
I'd like to thank Olivia for joining us and showing us her amazing body. Perhaps I can thank you later? Personally? In my trailer?... and she's gone.
And thank you Maisie for giving us a delightful look at you. You're welcome to go change now, or keep your top off, whatever you'd prefer.
<span class="maisiefont">I think I'll change, thanks.</span>
Bummer. While Maisie changes, it's time for our audience to decide! Should Maisie and the other ladies have a dose of fertility pills to fill out their bodies? Or are we just not going to mess with those amazing bodies?
<button>[[Moar curves! Then maybe next time Maisie will beat Olivia!|addfertilitygot]]</button>
<button>[[Oh, don't mess with success. More than happy as it|noaddfertilitygot]]</button>
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<<set $event to $event +1>>\
<<set $event3 to "y">>\
Welcome to <strong>Meet a Pornstar!</strong>
Which one of you ladies is going to be on the receiving end of an encounter with a studly man or a curvy lady?
<span class="sophiefont">...</span>
Yes? Did you decide?
<span class="maisiefont">Yup, we decided in the back.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">... It's me.</span>
Oh, I wonder how you arrived at that decision?
<span class="nataliefont">Process of elimination. And by that it means we eliminated ourselves from the process.</span>
So you bullied poor Sophie into it?
<span class="emiliafont">Well, more like we thought she'd be the best for it... and her performance might spare us from... ya know.</span>
Say no more. So Sophie, are you ready? Our Audience will decide if you are to meet a male or female pornstar.
[img[media/got/sophieinterview16.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Ok, I'm ready.</span>
So Audience, who will Sophie meet today?
<button>[[Male Pornstar|gotmpornstar]]</button><button>[[Female Pornstar|gotfpornstar]]</button>
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Game of Thrones was a series in which pretty much everyone was associated with some sort of animal. The Stark wolves, the Baratheon deer, and of course who can forget the Targaryen dragons.
So, for the next event who-
<span class="maisiefont">Emilia</span> <span class="nataliefont">Emilia</span> <span class="sophiefont">Emilia</span>
<span class="emiliafont">...yeah... It's me.</span>
[img[media/got/emiliainterview1.webp]]
-will be... Ummm. Ok. Emilia it is!
Well, it's a good thing that it worked out that way, or else we'd have a bad mismatch on the animal pal we got for you today.
<span class="emiliafont">Lucky me...</span>
Lucky indeed! It's almost like this was planned! And now-
<span class="dinofont"><strong>ROOOOOAAAAARRRR</strong></span>
-I keep getting cut off...
[img[media/got/emiliainterview2.webp]]
<span class="emiliafont">Oh fuck!</span>
That's right! We brought back our dinosaur friend! Closest thing to a dragon we could get on short notice. <<if $emfantasy == "y">>I thought this was a fantasy of yours?<</if>>>
<button>[[Don't worry, he's not hungry, just horny|gotpet2]]</button>
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<<set $event5 to "y">>\
This will test how well you know your own movies. While all of you were in Game of Thrones, as it turns out, Kevin Bacon was NOT in it. I know, I'm surprised too.
Man's in everything.
So, who amongst you is the most confident that they can get their <strong>Bacon Number</strong>
<span class="sophiefont">I think Natalie is actually the biggest movie buff out of all of us.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">Yeah, Natalie would be the best pick.</span>
[img[media/got/natalieinterview1.webp]]
<span class="nataliefont">Really? Meeting pornstars, hooking up with animals, getting sexually humiliated. And this is what you choose for me? I see how it is.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Wait. You're saying that you would prefer to do those instead? I mean, we discussed some of these behind doors.</span>
[img[media/got/natalieinterview2.webp]]
<span class="nataliefont">Have you seen me ever be ashamed of showing off? I'm hot and I know it. You are all just jealous.</span>
*cough* *cough* Excuse me ladies, let's get the event under way. <span class="smallfont">And Natalie, if you really want to be more... involved... in the production of the show, then maybe we can talk about it after.</span>
So Natalie. <strong>What is your Bacon Number?</strong>
[img[media/got/bacon.webp]]
<span class="nataliefont">It's 2.</span>
That's it? Are you sure?
<span class="nataliefont">Yep.</span>
<button>[[Is she right about it being 2?|gotbacon2]]</button>
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<<set $event to $event +1>>\
<<set $event6 to "y">>\
Oftentime people think that Hollywood celebrities are out-of-touch. They would be right.
However, that's not often brought up with the women of Game of Thrones. Not only have you had a diverse cast with people from all over the world, but you've actually been seen as fairly down-to-earth people. Ironically in a show with dragons in it.
But as lovely as you all are, you still make far more money than the average person, and while maybe not on purpose, that has a way to skew one's outlook on life.
So, without any more preamble - which one of you would like to take on the challenge of guessing the price of our mundane everyday objects to show if you're really one of us, or a Hollywood elite?
<span class="smallfont">This episode sponsored by the Hollywood Elite</span>
[img[media/got/maisieinterview1.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">Oh god, just shut up and I'll do it.</span>
Are you sure? Don't even want to dicuss it with everyone else?
<span class="maisiefont">Yes I'm sure, hurry up!</span>
Alright, if everyone agrees.
<span class="sophiefont">Well, if Maisie wants to...</span>
[img[media/got/maisieinterview2.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">Just get on with it!</span>
Ok, ok, calm down. We'll do this. What is the average price of a Pint of Guinness?
[img[media/got/guinness.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">Hmmm, that's about 3 quid, no?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|gotpriceq2]]</button>
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<<set $event to $event +1>>\
<<set $event7 to "y">>\
Welcome to <strong>Making Home Movies!</strong>. Where we will dig up your most sexually embarassing photos and videos. You'd think by now people would realize sending those was a bad idea. But oh well, more fuel for us.
Now, we have dirt on all of you. So who would like to be our vict-participant today?
<span class="emiliafont">All of us?</span>
Indeed, of all of you.
<span class="emiliafont">Even...</span>
Yup, exactly what you're thinking of, it will be great to show it to everyone!
[img[media/got/natalieinterview5.webp]]
<span class="nataliefont">Don't worry girls, I got this one. I don't mind showing off at all.</span>
Goody. Because I may have been bullshitting about having dirt on all of you. But you Natalie? Oh, ho ho... let's get into it.
<button>[[Let's see what she'd hiding!|gotmovies2]]</button>
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It is difficult to protect ourselves online. Not only is a vpn only one step of the equation- <span class="smallfont">This episode NOT sponsored by any vpn company</span> -but you also have to take into account that the data inside your computer itself is uploaded by the manufacturer's of it's hardware and software.
Where am I going with all this? Data is the new gold rush, and that's how we got our hands on all of your private browsing history.
So I guess the question is... who's up?
<span class="maisiefont">Nobody look at my internet history. No way!</span>
<span class="sophiefont">It can't be worse than mine.</span>
<span class="nataliefont">I think mine would just be boring, and I think we would get punished for not putting on a show.</span>
Our Audience CAN be very cruel.
<span class="sophiefont">Em? You haven't said anything.</span>
[img[media/got/emiliainterview3.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Fine, fine. I'll do it. I don't have anything too bad in my search history... right?</span>
<button>[[Let's all find out together!|gotbrowser2]]</button>
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Well ladies, that's the end of this special episode of Don't Get Impregnated!
How do you all feel?
[img[media/got/maisietired1.webp]] [img[media/got/sophietired1.webp]]
[img[media/got/natalietired1.webp]] [img[media/got/emiliatired1.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">Humiliated</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Embarassed</span>
<span class="nataliefont">Tired</span>
<span class="emiliafont">Sore</span>
Then it seems like we achieved our goal!
And of course, you know what comes next. For tonight, our Audience decided that you all had to take <<print $fertility>> fertility pill<<if $fertility >= 2 or $fertility == 0>>s<</if>>!
Please assume the position ladies.
[img[media/got/maisieass1.webp]] [img[media/got/emiliaass1.webp]] [img[media/got/sophieass1.webp]]
[img[media/got/natalieass1.gif]]
For tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> mixture, we took inspiration from your roles in Game of Thrones!
It's a mix of semen from Lannister Lions, Baratheon Bucks, Stark Wolves, Targaryen Dragons - in this case a mix of reptiles and our dinosaur friend - and Greyjoy Kraken. As well as a mix of random cum from the camera crew and guests here. We're all big fans.
[img[media/got/lannister1.webp]] [img[media/got/baratheon1.webp]] [img[media/got/stark1.webp]]
[img[media/got/targaryen1.webp]] [img[media/got/greyjoy1.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">How did you even get Kraken sperm?</span>
Carefully.
[img[media/impreg1.jpg]]
<button>[[6 months later|gotendingnopreg2]]</button>
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Well ladies, that's the end of this special episode of Don't Get Impregnated!
How do you all feel?
[img[media/got/maisietired1.webp]] [img[media/got/sophietired1.webp]]
[img[media/got/natalietired1.webp]] [img[media/got/emiliatired1.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">Humiliated</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Embarassed</span>
<span class="nataliefont">Tired</span>
<span class="emiliafont">Sore</span>
Then it seems like we achieved our goal!
And of course, you know what comes next. For tonight, our Audience decided that you all had to take <<print $fertility>> fertility pill<<if $fertility >= 2>>s<</if>>!
Please assume the position ladies.
[img[media/got/maisieass1.webp]] [img[media/got/emiliaass1.webp]] [img[media/got/sophieass1.webp]]
[img[media/got/natalieass1.gif]]
For tonight's <h2batter>Batter</h2batter> mixture, we took inspiration from your roles in Game of Thrones!
It's a mix of semen from Lannister Lions, Baratheon Bucks, Stark Wolves, Targaryen Dragons - in this case a mix of reptiles and our dinosaur friend - and Greyjoy Kraken. As well as a mix of random cum from the camera crew and guests here. We're all big fans.
[img[media/got/lannister1.webp]] [img[media/got/baratheon1.webp]] [img[media/got/stark1.webp]]
[img[media/got/targaryen1.webp]] [img[media/got/greyjoy1.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">How did you even get Kraken sperm?</span>
Carefully.
[img[media/impreg1.jpg]]
<button>[[6 months later|gotendingpreg2]]</button>
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[img[media/got/emeating.webp]] [img[media/got/sopeating.webp]] [img[media/got/maieating.webp]]
[img[media/got/nateating.gif]]
<<if $fertility == 1>>The women look at each other and then quickly each pop a pill in their mouth.<</if>><<if $fertility == 2>><span class="maisiefont">Ugh, this is gross.</span>.
The other women look at her in quick agreement before placing another pill in their mouths.<</if>><<if $fertility == 3>>The women once again place a pill in their mouth, a small heat spreading through their bodies. <span class="sophiefont">That feels kinda weird...</span><</if>><<if $fertility == 4>>The women look at each other and each place a fourth pill in their mouth.
<span class="emiliafont">Hey, wait. Doesn't this mean we'll each take more pills if we have to go through all the events?</span><</if>><<if $fertility == 5>>The women each take a fifth pill, and slowly place it in their mouths. As they swallow, they become flush and each feel both aroused and uncomfortable.<</if>><<if $fertility == 6>><span class="sophiefont">Oh god, not another one!</span>
<span class="nataliefont">Come on Sophie, you can do it.</span>
As the women each take another pill, their flush becomes an all-encompassing heat and their hands drop to their stomachs. They were ovulating aggressively.<</if>><<if $fertility == 7>>The women are all reluctant to take a seventh pill, but each eventually do it, leaning back on their chairs and rubbing their stomachs intensely.<</if>><<if $fertility == 8>>The women take a deep breath, and each choke down another pill knowing it's the last one for tonight.
<span class="emiliafont">Oh fuck! God that's intense!</span>
The other women looked at Emilia in agreement as they convulsed in their chairs. That many pills made their hormones go crazy and their bodies were ready to reproduce right this second.<</if>>
<button>[[Continue|goteventhub]]</button>
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[img[media/got/emsmiling1.webp]] [img[media/got/masmiling1.webp]]
[img[media/got/natsmiling1.webp]] [img[media/got/sopsmiling1.webp]]
The women smile as the Audience spares them from taking <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill.
<button>[[Continue|goteventhub]]</button>
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6 months flew by in a blink. Just like the women before them, the 4 beautiful actresses found their desks full of scripts and offers for movies.
Some of them signed long term deals for entire trilogies. We're probably going to get another 3 Dark Phoenix movies... to the dismay of everyone.
Although, those scripts and deals would have to be re-negotiated until after the ladies all gave birth.
[img[media/got/emiliapreg1.webp]] [img[media/got/maisiepreg1.webp]]
[img[media/got/nataliepreg1.webp]] [img[media/got/sophiepreg1.webp]]
Their bodies stood no change against the onslaught of fertility medication they ingested.
Seemingly appropriate enough, Emilia Clarke, just like Bryce before her had reptilian spawn growing inside her. Everyone was hoping for triplets, especially Emilia herself.
Maisie and Sophie were both impregnated with a pack of wolves. Afterall, the pack survives. They can't wait to raise their pups together.
No one was quite sure what Natalie had been impregnated with, she had secluded herself since the events of the show, only going out occasionally. But those who spoke to her could swear her breath smelled a little fishy...
Perhaps one day, one of their fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
[img[media/logo.png]]
<button>[[The End|Intro]]</button>
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6 months flew by in a blink. Just like the women before them, the 4 beautiful actresses found their desks full of scripts and offers for movies.
Some of them signed long term deals for entire trilogies. We're probably going to get another 3 Dark Phoenix movies... to the dismay of everyone.
<<if $fertility == 0>>The women all enjoyed the boost in popularity, but unfortunately that didn't result in another season of Game of Thrones.
[img[media/got/emiliaend1.webp]] [img[media/got/maisieend1.webp]]
[img[media/got/natalieend1.webp]] [img[media/got/sophieend1.webp]]<<else>>Depsite the onslaught of fertility drugs they were subjected to, the women managed to escape impregnation.
However, all those hormones still had an effect on their bodies.
[img[media/got/emiliaend2.webp]] [img[media/got/maisieend2.webp]]
[img[media/got/natalieend2.webp]] [img[media/got/sophieend2.webp]]<</if>>
Perhaps one day, one of their fellow Hollywood celebrities will find themselves on the set of...
[img[media/logo.png]]
<button>[[The End|Intro]]</button>
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[img[media/correct.png]]
The Audience is correct!
You did indeed hook up with an older guy, and he was a little bigger than you thought, about 7.5 inches. But close enough.
But that's not the whole story... is it?
[img[media/got/sophieinterview3.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">What do you mean?</span>
Well, it turns out that the older guy you hooked up with was one of you co-stars' husband. We won't say who because she's not in the show... yet. But he was a cheating bastard, and you knew it, and you went along with it.
You're pretty naughty, aren't you Sophie?
<span class="sophiefont">What? That's not... I didn't...</span>
You did. It's ok, we don't judge. He could have kept it in his pants too.
<button>[[Question 2|gotq2]]</button>
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
Not sure why the Audience thought you were lying.
You did indeed hook up with an older guy, and he was a little bigger than you thought, about 7.5 inches. But close enough.
But that's not the whole story... is it?
[img[media/got/sophieinterview3.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">What do you mean?</span>
Well, it turns out that the older guy you hooked up with was one of you co-stars' husband. We won't say who because she's not in the show... yet. But he was a cheating bastard, and you knew it, and you went along with it.
You're pretty naughty, aren't you Sophie?
<span class="sophiefont">What? That's not... I didn't...</span>
You did. It's ok, we don't judge. He could have kept it in his pants too.
<button>[[Question 2|gotq2]]</button>
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<strong>What was the smalled cock you've taken?</strong>
[img[media/got/sophieinterview4.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Hmmm, again, not really sure. How far back do you want to go?</span>
Plausible deniability.
<span class="sophiefont">Gotcha. 4 inches or so? Again, not super small or anything.</span>
You're pretty straightforward with that answer. Not embarassed?
<span class="sophiefont">A little. But it's not the worst thing ever.</span>
Opinion Audience? Is her being so quick on that response a lack of shame? Or just a really good liar?
<button>[[Nah, she's not lying|gottrueq2]]</button>
<button>[[Yeah, she's totes lying|gotfalseq2]]</button>
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[img[media/correct.png]]
The Audience is correct!
Again, fairly close at 4.3 inches.
Now, I found something interesting, you mentioned that you weren't embarassed.
[img[media/got/sophieinterview5.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">That's right. It's not embarassing.</span>
Well, it might be, because we know exactly who it is.
<span class="sophiefont">...Oh?</span>
Someone very close to you.
<span class="sophiefont">Oh no. Don't say anything. Please.</span>
Well, let's just say you give bigger credit to personality than pure sex appeal, and that's very cool of you Sophie.
<span class="sophiefont">Thanks.</span>
I mean, you wouldn't want to marry him, right?
<span class="sophiefont">Goddamn it.</span>
Let's move on.
<button>[[Question 3|gotq3]]</button>
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
Again, fairly close at 4.3 inches.
Now, I found something interesting, you mentioned that you weren't embarassed.
[img[media/got/sophieinterview5.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">That's right. It's not embarassing.</span>
Well, it might be, because we know exactly who it is.
<span class="sophiefont">...Oh?</span>
Someone very close to you.
<span class="sophiefont">Oh no. Don't say anything. Please.</span>
Well, let's just say you give bigger credit to personality than pure sex appeal, and that's very cool of you Sophie.
<span class="sophiefont">Thanks.</span>
I mean, you wouldn't want to marry him, right?
<span class="sophiefont">Goddamn it.</span>
Let's move on.
<button>[[Question 3|gotq3]]</button>
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<strong>What is your kinkiest and deepest sexual fantasy?</strong>
[img[media/got/sophieinterview6.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">I'm actually not sure. I have a lot of them.</span>
Yeah? Why don't you tell us about them?
<span class="sophiefont">Nice try, but no, I don't think so.</span>
Worth a try. So, what would you say is your biggest fantasy then?
[img[media/got/sophieinterview7.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Well, if I absolutely have to choose, then I guess I kinda get off on being dominant over guys. I mean, Sansa was a Queen, and it might have given me a bit of a complex.</span>
Well, certainly a lot of guys would be more than happy to submit to Queen Sansa. All hail, right? Although, none of us would sleep on Queen Daenerys either.
<span class="emiliafont">Thanks.</span>
So Audience, think that Sophie is telling the truth about wanting to guys to treat her like the Queen she is?
<button>[[All hail Queen Sansa!|gottrueq3]]</button>
<button>[[I'm a Daenerys fan|gotfalseq3]]</button>
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[img[media/incorrect.png]]
The Audience is incorrect!
I think you're a bit of a fibber Sophie, that wasn't true. Why would you lie to us?
[img[media/got/sophieinterview8.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Well, the obvious answer as to why I'd lie is that it's no one's business, right?</span>
Well, yes, that's the real answer. But we're trying to embarass you, remember?
<span class="sophiefont">I remember...</span>
Good. Because we know what your fetish actually is! And it's the opposite of what you said. After Sansa got played around with so much... well, you like being submissive, don't you?
When your partners tell you what to do, it gets you off.
[img[media/got/sophieinterview9.webp]]\
<span class="sophiefont">Oh God...</span>
It's alright, another common fetish. Just make sure no one has dogs around you in the bedroom, that might end badly.
<span class="sophiefont">Ugh...</span>
Next Question!
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The Audience is correct!
I think you're a bit of a fibber Sophie, that wasn't true. Why would you lie to us?
[img[media/got/sophieinterview8.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Well, the obvious answer as to why I'd lie is that it's no one's business, right?</span>
Well, yes, that's the real answer. But we're trying to embarass you, remember?
<span class="sophiefont">I remember...</span>
Good. Because we know what your fetish actually is! And it's the opposite of what you said. After Sansa got played around with so much... well, you like being submissive, don't you?
When your partners tell you what to do, it gets you off.
[img[media/got/sophieinterview9.webp]]\
<span class="sophiefont">Oh God...</span>
It's alright, another common fetish. Just make sure no one has dogs around you in the bedroom, that might end badly.
<span class="sophiefont">Ugh...</span>
Next Question!
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Here is a soft ball question for you... that makes the audience hard.
<strong>What other female celebrity would you most want to hook up with?</strong>
<span class="sophiefont">Oh God, that's easy. Natalie.</span>
[img[media/got/sophnatgif1.gif]]
Hmmm, not the first time she's been someone's crush. Can't blame you. Besides, you definitely look close.
[img[media/got/sophnat1.webp]] [img[media/got/sophnat2.webp]] [img[media/got/sophnat3.webp]]
[img[media/got/sophnatgif2.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">Right? She's so hot.</span>
We definitely agree. But...
<span class="sophiefont">But what?</span>
Well, other than the butt bongos - good job by the way - are you really being truthful?
<span class="sophiefont">uhhh, yeah?</span>
<button>[[Definitely being truthful, just look at the two of them!|gottrueq4]]</button>
<button>[[No matter how hot Natalie is, Sophie is still lying.|gotfalseq4]]</button>
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The Audience is incorrect!
<span class="sophiefont">What do you mean? I was telling the truth!</span>
<span class="nataliefont">I didn't know you felt that way about me Sophie, that's so nice.</span>
That's because she doesn't. Her crush, is obviously enough, Maisie. Don't worry, just like with Natalie, we certainly don't blame you.
[img[media/got/maisiehot.webp]]
[img[media/got/maisiehot2.webp]] [img[media/got/maisiehot3.webp]]
So as usual, we ask every why they would lie. In your case, maybe because you played sisters and have known each other since you were kids?
<span class="maisiefont">Ha! Unlikely. She just said that cause she wants to hook up with Natalie. What's she not telling you is that she's been my bitch for years now.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">MAISIE!</span>
<span class="maisiefont">You kidding me? Everyone would find out eventually. Besides, you like it when I'm the bottom too.</span>
[img[media/got/sophieinterview10.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Can we please move on to the next question?</span>
I think we're achieving our goal of embarassing you.
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The Audience is correct!
<span class="sophiefont">What do you mean? I was telling the truth!</span>
<span class="nataliefont">I didn't know you felt that way about me Sophie, that's so nice.</span>
That's because she doesn't. Her crush, is obviously enough, Maisie. Don't worry, just like with Natalie, we certainly don't blame you.
[img[media/got/maisiehot.webp]]
[img[media/got/maisiehot2.webp]] [img[media/got/maisiehot3.webp]]
So as usual, we ask every why they would lie. In your case, maybe because you played sisters and have known each other since you were kids?
<span class="maisiefont">Ha! Unlikely. She just said that cause she wants to hook up with Natalie. What's she not telling you is that she's been my bitch for years now.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">MAISIE!</span>
<span class="maisiefont">You kidding me? Everyone would find out eventually. Besides, you like it when I'm the bottom too.</span>
[img[media/got/sophieinterview10.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Can we please move on to the next question?</span>
I think we're achieving our goal of embarassing you.
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<strong>If we were to get our hands on a copy of your record, listing all of your crimes back to the year 2000. What is the worst thing that we would find?</strong>
[img[media/got/sophieinterview11.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Well, in the year 2000 I was 4 years old... so you probably don't have to go that far back. But if I had to think of a charge... I think I got busted for pot once.</span>
Oh, you're a big smoker?
<span class="sophiefont">Maisie and I smoked up a lot on set. Obviously only when shooting outside the US because the laws are backwards in the country.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">We'd definitely smoke, but Sophie got absolutely trashed.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Not even mad, those were good times, we have to do it again.</span>
While the two girls bond, it's time for our Audience to decide! Is Sophie just a stoner? Or hiding something more nefarious?
<button>[[Being a stoner sounds about right|gottrueq5]]</button>
<button>[[What a pair of liars, how are they gonna get pot on set?|gotfalseq5]]</button>
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The Audience is correct!
Good on you for admitting to smoking. You should probably work on that. Cigarettes can cause premature aging, and make your skin look like crap.
[img[media/got/sophiesmoking.webp]]
But weed is cool. Hey Hey Hey, smoke weed everyday.
<span class="sophiefont">Fuck you man, don't tell me what to do.</span>
Yeah, ok, fair.
Let's move on!
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The Audience is incorrect!
Good on you for admitting to smoking. Not sure why the audience thought you might be lying. But you should probably work on that. Cigarettes can cause premature aging, and make your skin look like crap.
[img[media/got/sophiesmoking.webp]]
But weed is cool. Hey Hey Hey, smoke weed everyday.
<span class="sophiefont">Fuck you man, don't tell me what to do.</span>
Yeah, ok, fair.
Let's move on!
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<strong>Let's say you're hooking up with someone. What is your favourite sexual knickname?</strong>
[img[media/got/sophieinterview12.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">I don't know... I've been called a lot of dirty things in bed-</span>
<span class="maisiefont">-Hell yeah you were.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">MAISIE!</span>
<span class="maisiefont">Fuck it, I'll answer for her. She likes being called a bisexual slut, ok? She likes both and loves being humiliated for it.</span>
<span class="sophiefont"><strong>MAISIE!!!</strong></span>
Ha, that's interesting. But is it true?
<span class="maisiefont">Why would I lie?</span>
To protect your friend.
<span class="maisiefont">That bitch loves me.</span>
Yes, but does our Audience love her? Is Maisie right and is Sophie's favourite knickname "bisexual slut?"
<button>[[Haha, she's totally a bisexual slut|gottrueq6]]</button>
<button>[[Nah, Maisie is covering for her|gotfalseq6]]</button>
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The Audience is correct!
Maisie was right, you really do like being called a bisexual slut. Not sure why, we've certainly heard a lot worse.
And that lesbians can totally date bisexual women, it does not mean that they will bring men to the bedroom.
[img[media/got/sophieinterview14.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">That's not true at all.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">Yes it is.</span>
Yes it is.
[img[media/got/sophieinterview15.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Whatever. You guys suck.</span>
We may suck, but apparently you don't discrimate what you suck on.
More importantly, it's time for our Audience to make their decision. Were Sophie's answers good enough to keep all 4 women from having to take <<if $fertility == 0>>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill?
<button>[[Sorry Sophie, it's baby time|addfertilitygot]]</button>
<button>[[We love the ladies too much to do that to them|noaddfertilitygot]]</button>
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The Audience is incorrect!
Maisie was right, you really do like being called a bisexual slut. Not sure why, we've certainly heard a lot worse.
And that lesbians can totally date bisexual women, it does not mean that they will bring men to the bedroom.
[img[media/got/sophieinterview14.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">That's not true at all.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">Yes it is.</span>
Yes it is.
[img[media/got/sophieinterview15.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Whatever. You guys suck.</span>
We may suck, but apparently you don't discrimate what you suck on.
More importantly, it's time for our Audience to make their decision. Were Sophie's answers good enough to keep all 4 women from having to take <<if $fertility == 0">>a<<else>>another<</if>> fertility pill?
<button>[[Sorry Sophie, it's baby time|addfertilitygot]]</button>
<button>[[We love the ladies too much to do that to them|noaddfertilitygot]]</button>
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Tonight, the Audience chose to have you meet a Male Pornstar. To pair with a gorgeous tall blonde like Sopie, we of course had to find the biggest black male pornstar we could!
<span class="sophiefont">Wait. How did you know the girls would pick me to meet a pornstar?</span>
... Ok, you got me. It would have been the same guy anyway.
<span style="float:left">[img[media/got/mandingo.webp]]</span>
Meet the Legendary <strong>Mothatfuckin' Mandingo!</strong>
<span class="malefont">Hello everyone, and a special hello to you Sophie.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Holy Shit!</span> <span class="maisiefont">Holy Shit!</span> <span class="emiliafont">Holy Shit!</span> <span class="nataliefont">oh hey there...</span>
[img[media/got/sophieshocked.webp]]
<span class="malefont">That mouth might not be big enough... but let's give it a try anyway.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Holy shit dude. This is huge! You might be right, might not fit in my mouth. Or anywhere else.</span>
[img[media/got/gotmpstar1.gif]]
<span class="malefont">Pump your hands a little</span>
[img[media/got/gotmpstar2.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">Fuck dude... I have to taste it...</span>
[img[media/got/gotmpstar3.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">It's so fucking big! I can't suck on more than the tip!</span>
<span class="malefont">Turn around, let's try another hole.</span>
[img[media/got/gotmpstar4.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">Oh fuck... oh fuck... it's so fucking big. Push it harder, make it fit!</span>
[img[media/got/gotmpstar5.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">Oh shit, it's in! Stretching me so much!</span>
<span class="malefont">Fuck you're tight.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Mmmm... fuck me with that donkey dick.</span>
[img[media/got/gotmpstar6.gif]]
<span class="malefont">That's right! Back up on that fat cock!</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Mmmm, so good!</span>
<span class="malefont">Turn around.</span>
[img[media/got/gotmpstar7.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">It's so deep!</span>
<span class="malefont">Not even halfway in.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Oh shit! Fuck me!</span>
[img[media/got/gotmpstar8.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">Even riding it I can't take it all. Fuck!</span>
<span class="malefont">I'm gonna cum!</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Paint my face!</span>
[img[media/got/gotmpstar9.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">Oh fuck, I love cum on my face.</span>
And you look gorgeous Sophie! You lost yourself a little bit there, didn't you?
[img[media/got/sophiegen1.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">Heh... yeah.</span>
How do you feel?
<span class="sophiefont">Amazing.</span>
And the other ladies?
<span class="maisiefont">I'm pretty horny honestly...</span>
<span class="emiliafont">ummm...</span>
<span class="nataliefont">I feel like I wanna go next.</span>
Well, I'd like to thank Mandingo for coming. And while Sophie goes off to get washed up, it's time for the audience to make their decision.
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The Audience chose to have you meet a Female Pornstar. And for tonight's show, we brought on someone quite special.
<span style="float:left">[img[media/got/rileyreid.webp]]</span>
Meet <strong>Riley Reid!</strong>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Hi there, thanks for having me.</span>
And thank you very much for coming.
<span class="maisiefont">Wait, you got a petite brunette to hook up with Sophie?</span>
I don't think Sophie minds hooking up with cute petite brunettes, does she?
[img[media/got/sophieinterview17.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">I don't mind... dont' mind it at all... Hi Riley.</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Hi Sophie. Let's get started.</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Fuck, you have a sexy tummy.</span>
[img[media/got/gotfpstar1.gif]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">You're tasty too...</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Oh shit! You're better than Maisie!</span>
<span class="maisiefont">Hey!</span>
[img[media/got/gotfpstar2.gif]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">You got some great tits Sophie, let me suck on them.</span>
[img[media/got/gotfpstar3.gif]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Let me taste you some more.</span>
[img[media/got/gotfpstar4.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">Oh fuck... Oh Fuck... OH FUCK!...</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Jesus you cum pretty hard.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">Yeah, she does!</span>
[img[media/got/gotfpstar5.gif]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Now that I got you off, it's your turn. Get over here.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">Do her the same way you do me!</span>
[img[media/got/gotfpstar6.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">You're tasty too. Here, see how you like my fingers.</span>
[img[media/got/gotfpstar7.gif]]
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Come here!</span>
[img[media/got/gotfpstar8.gif]]
<span class="sophiefont">Oh fuck, that was amazing.</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">Yeah it was.</span> <span class="maisiefont">Yeah it was.</span> Yeah it was.
... Well, it WAS!
How do you feel Sophie?
[img[media/got/sophieinterview18.webp]]
<span class="sophiefont">I feel fantastic... especially if I can get Riley's number.</span>
<span class="pornstarfemalefont">No problem. Bring Maisie with you.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">She will.</span>
Well, I'd say that was a successful time. While the ladies ummm... clean themselves up, it's time for our esteemed Audience to make their choice!
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<span style="float:left">[img[media/bryce/trex1.png]]</span>
<span class="emiliafont"><strong>HOLY SHIT HE'S FUCKING GIGANTIC!</strong></span>
[img[media/got/emiliascreaming1.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">Yeah, what the hell man! Shit's scary!</span>
You'll all be ok, don't worry. He'll focus on Emilia.
<span class="emiliafont">OH GOD! HE'S WAY TOO BIG! IT'S GONNA TEAR ME APART!</span>
Nah, you'll be fine.
<span class="emiliafont">Does this look fine to you?</span>
[img[media/got/emiliacock1.webp]]
<span class="dinofont"><strong>...GRAWRARAR...</strong></span>
<span class="emiliafont">Oh no! he's going in! IT HURTS!</span>
Oh he's just going to town on you, isn't he? Gotta be how fucking a dragon would feel.
[img[media/got/emiliascreaming2.webp]]
<span class="emiliafont">It hurts... his huge dragon cock hurts so much but it feels so GOOD! FUCK ME DROGON! <strong>FUCK YOUR MOMMY!</strong></span>
Well, that took a quick turn.
<span class="emiliafont">He's swelling up! He's gonna cum! Cum inside mommy Drogon! Knock me up with your dragon babies!</span>
[img[media/got/emiliascreaming3.webp]]
<span class="emiliafont">He's cumming! There's so much dragon cum!</span>
[img[media/got/emiliascreaming4.webp]]
Looks like you're full, and he's going to cum on your face. Ummm, body. Ummm, everyhere really.
<span class="emiliafont"><strong>DO IT! CUM ALL OVER MOMMY DROGON!</strong></span>
Wow. That's a lot of cum. How do you feel Emilia?
<span class="emiliafont">Amazing...</span>
Well, hopefully all that dragon cum pumped inside you doesn't do anything... strange.
<span class="emiliafont">I hope it does...</span>
<span class="nataliefont">You look like a slut Emilia.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">Yeah, ya do.</span>
<span class="emiliafont">Shut up girls, you just wish you were me right now.</span>
<span class="dinofont">...grrr...</span>
[img[media/bryce/trex3.png]]
Well, while our dinosaur pal makes his way out and Emilia goes and... showers. It's time for our Audience to make their choice! Do you also hope that dinosaur cum makes some scaly babies in Emilia's womb? Or do you think that despite her wishes... that would probably be a very bad idea?
<button>[[Hey, she asked for the dragon babies|addfertilitygot]]</button>
<button>[[Dude! Gross! No reptilian babies please|noaddfertilitygot]]</button>
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You're correct! Your Bacon number is 2!
[img[media/got/gotdegrees.webp]]
You worked with Sean Penn in The Professor and the Madman, and Sean Penn worked with Kevin Bacon in Mystic River.
... wait a second...
<span class="nataliefont">What? What is it?</span>
You worked with Mel Gibson in a movie in 2019? Who the hell casts Mel Gibson in 2019!
[img[media/got/natalieinterview3.webp]]
<span class="nataliefont">Well, you see, he's not a bad actor. And it was a good project. And it's not like I'm in charge of casting anyway!</span>
Stop. Just... I don't care. But you still have a career. A very good one, and if appearing on our show is any indication, a long and prosperous, if perhaps a little perverted one.
Just don't do that to yourself.
<span class="emiliafont">I have to agree with him Nat, that's a bad idea.</span>
<span class="nataliefont">Well, alright. What else then?</span>
To let us wash away our mental image of 2019 bearded Mel away, let's instead take a look at some of your sexiest photos!
[img[media/got/natalieinterview4.webp]]
<span class="nataliefont">ooooh, let's. I'm one of my favourite subjects.</span>
[img[media/got/natsexy1.webp]] [img[media/got/natsexy2.webp]]
[img[media/got/natsexy5.webp]]
[img[media/got/natsexy3.webp]] [img[media/got/natsexy4.webp]]
[img[media/got/natsexy8.gif]]
[img[media/got/natsexy7.gif]] [img[media/got/natsexy6.gif]]
<span class="nataliefont">Oh fuck, look at that ass! God I'm sexy!</span>
That's usually my line. Wait... are you getting turned on looking at pictures of yourself?
[img[media/got/natalieinterview5.gif]]
<span class="nataliefont">Yeah, and you should be too. I'm hot as hell.</span>
I think that just about sums it up. What do you think Audience? Would Natalie Dormer be even hotter pregnant? Or do you not want to mess with her delicious looking body?
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<span style="font-size:32px">3 pounds! ...on average.</span>
Price can range from anywhere 2 pounds in small towns up to 5 or more pounds in London and such.
<span class="maisiefont">Yeah, well, I spend a lot of time in pubs. Haven't really had the chance to go to a lot of small town ones.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">I remembered you were complaining about the beer selection when we were overseas.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">It's hard to find a good warm guinness abroad.</span>
Next question. How much is... a pack of Marlboros?
[img[media/got/marlboro.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">Oh shit. Fags are getting expensive these days. Like 10 pounds? I dunno, I don't smoke Marlboros</span>
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<span style="font-size:32px">11 pounds! Once again, on average.</span>
Pretty darn close. Sure you don't smoke Marlboros?
<span class="maisiefont">Not really, I prefer other brands, but they're all pretty close.</span>
<span class="sophiefont">Bullshit! You'll smoke anything you can get your hands on!</span>
Let's see what kind of stuff Maisie smokes. What is the price of... an ounce of weed?
[img[media/got/weed.webp]]
[img[media/got/maisieinterview3.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">Oh fuck, that's a tough one. We're used to movie set dealers.</span>
Movie set dealers?
<span class="maisiefont">Yeah, so guys who hang out specifically on movie and tv sets to sell to the actors. They're usually the same guys, a lot less sketchy than your corner dudes, and they probably pay off the security.
They charge a fortune! Like over double, cause they know we can pay and we can't really be caught on the streets somewhere buying it. At least in the places where it's still illegal.
We pay like 250 pounds for an ounce, which is absolutely ridiculous! I'm gonna guess like 100 pounds on average?</span>
<button>[[And the answer is...|gotpriceq4]]</button>
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<span style="font-size:32px">100 pounds!</span>
Yeah, about 100 pounds sounds right. Prices can average depending where you are. Canada pays between $100-$120 for an ounce, which is about 80 pounds. In the US, in places where it's legal, it can be up to $300! About 250 pounds!
<span class="maisiefont">I guess we're paying the price for some premium shit.</span>
Seems so. Let's change gears a little.
What is the price of... Persil powder 65 wash?
[img[media/got/persil.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">What the fuck is persil?</span>
<span class="emiliafont">It's clothes washing powder.</span>
<span class="maisiefont">You think I wash my own fucking clothes? First thing I did was pay someone to that for me! Fuckin' 'ell! I dunno. 15 quid?</span>
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<span style="font-size:32px">10 pounds!</span>
Actually on sale right now for 7 pounds at Tesco. Probably worth picking up a couple.
That was pretty far off, but then again, you said you don't do your own laundry.
<span class="maisiefont">Yeah, whatever. I'm too busy for that.</span>
I wish I was paid enough to get someone to do my laundry. Instead I'm paid in exposure. And by that I mean I get to see the lovely women who participate in our show totally exposed.
[img[media/got/maisieinterview4.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">Gross.</span>
Ok, last question. How much is... Tesco Finest Raspberry and White Chocolate cookies? <span class="smallfont">Fuck those sound good.</span>
[img[media/got/cookies.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">I haven't bought a pack of cookies since I was a little girl! They just have them available on set! Shit! Umm, I dunno 2 quid? Cookies are cheap, right?</span>
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<span style="font-size:32px">1 pound 50!</span>
But they're also on sale for 1 pound. Good ol' Tesco discounts. I heard their gin is fantastic. Maybe I should have asked you about the price of that?
[img[media/got/maisieinterview5.webp]]
<span class="maisiefont">What do you mean by that?</span>
Well, it just seems for alcohol, cigarettes and weed you've got the prices down, but for everything else you're way off.
Not sure if that means that you've got more in common with your average barfly or you're just detached altogether.
But fuck it, it's not my decision. It's the Audience's decision. And it's time to make that decision.
Do you think Maisie is one of the common folks and just hasn't been exposed to normal things due to her life basically have been filming Game of Thrones? Or is she just a slush?
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You are as naughty as you are beautiful Natalie. And that's a lot.
Seems like one of the things you love doing is sending your nudes to a select list of your contacts. Oh which all three other ladies here are included. <span class="smallfont">What does it take to get on your contacts list?</span>
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<span class="nataliefont">Just trying to inspire others to join me.</span>
Oh... I wish I was there... but anyway, let's see some of those nude photos!
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Wow, you really are gorgeous Natalie!
<span class="nataliefont">Thank You.</span>
So, you send other photos, right? The ones where you're actually having... "relations".
<span class="nataliefont">I do.</span>
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How do you feel after sharing all those personal photos with our Audience?
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<span class="nataliefont">Honestly, kind of horny. Those are hot photos, and I'm a sexy woman.</span>
And I think we can all agree.
<span class="sophiefont">That's for sure!</span>
So Audience, time to make your choice! You think Natalie would look better sending pregnant nudes to her contacts? Or should she just keep her amazing body?
<button>[[Preggo nudes plz!|addfertilitygot]]</button>
<button>[[ She's gorgeous as is|noaddfertilitygot]]</button>
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So Emilia, you've famously said you wouldn't google yourself anymore because of the comments that people made about your ass.
And let me be the one to say, that if people are calling your ass fat, it's in a good way - or at least it should be.
Your ass is fucking fantastic.
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<span class="emiliafont">Uhhh, thanks.</span>
That being said, I do find it a little bit ironic about how you won't google yourself, but you WILL google articles about yourself and your ass. Like this one.
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And of course, you give interviews where you talk about how amazing your ass is. Clearly we're not the only ones who like it.
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<span class="emiliafont">Yeah, well, my ass IS fantastic. Nothing wrong with me showing it off!</span>
<span class="nataliefont">That's right! Show off those curves!</span>
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Damn. Thick and sexy. I'd be happy to just have you show off for us, but there is more to your browser history to look at.
<span class="emiliafont">There is?</span>
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As it turns out, you have some kinky fantasies. <<if $empet == "y">>Which is why we had that big "dragon" dick ready for you.<</if>>
You like to google Daenerys... with her dragons. Let's see.
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Wow! Amazing photos! Now, let's look at the kinds of porn you like to look at.
<button>[[Let's see Emilia's tastes|gotbrowser4]]</button>
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All things considered, I guess this isn't too surprising. Of course you'd be looking at big dragon dildos. Good for you. And good for those women, those dildos look damn big!
<div class="pornbox">[img[media/got/gothub1.webp]]Spider-Gwen cosplayer fuck with horse & dragon dildo and cum</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/got/gothub2.webp]]Young Blonde With Huge Dragon Dildo takes it all deep inside her</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/got/gothub3.webp]]Teen takes HUGE cosplay Bad Dragon Winston DEEP in pussy for big stretch</div><div class="pornbox">[img[media/got/gothub4.webp]]Unboxing & Creampie From HUGE Bad Dragon Dildo </div>
<button>[[How do you feel Emilia?|gotbrowser5]]</button>
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Emilia, are you turned on?
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<span class="emiliafont">A little. <<if $empet == "y">>Just remembering that big... fat... juicy... ummm.<</if>></span>
Well, not too surprised. That was a pretty hot show. At least you're consistent in your tastes. Even if your taste are massive reptilian dick.
Now, I turn to our Audience, to make their decision: Do you think Emilia could use with a little more ass and want her knocked up? Or are you happy with her thick body as is?
<button>[[She needs more ass!|addfertilitygot]]</button>
<button>[[I'll take her thickness as is|noaddfertilitygot]]</button>
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